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Scientists find gene that makes you good at Halo


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#1 monogodo

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 01:44 AM

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After a study of 200 Dutch men, scientists found that those with a premature ejaculation problem all had a version of a gene that controls the release of serotonin. And, unfortunately for all of you awesome Call of Duty players out there, those affected seem to "have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example." Oh, cruel fate!

Well, at least now you have an excuse, both for your lousy performance in the sack and your awesome performance on Xbox Live. The only problem is that now you can expect a whole new barrage of insults coming over your headset every time you take down an opponent.

So what's this mean for you in the long run, my prematurely ejaculating, headshotting friend? Maybe a drug that'll let you last longer without buying those condoms with numbing juice in the tip. However, if you had the option of taking a pill that would make you a stallion in the sack but make you suck at video games, would you do it? Talk about your tough decisions.

Chad, care to comment?
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Posted 09 October 2008 - 06:43 AM

Whats ejaculation?
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Posted 09 October 2008 - 07:05 PM

I think it's the ctrl+shift+esc key.
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Posted 09 October 2008 - 08:12 PM

Ohhh ok. That makes sense then.
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 05:26 AM

HAHAHA hilarious.

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 06:42 AM

QUOTE (Chad @ Oct 9 2008, 02:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whats ejaculation?



QUOTE (Dave @ Oct 10 2008, 03:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think it's the ctrl+shift+esc key.



QUOTE (Chad @ Oct 10 2008, 04:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ohhh ok. That makes sense then.

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There goes my drink!!!

I suck at video games and I don't suffer from premature ejaculation so the article must be correct.
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