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[heide137]

Dave, on Mar 3 2006, 12:50 PM, said:

Blast! Rissah!

Damn you to McHell!

Uh...if Rissah's going to McHell, I wanna go too.
Somehow I suspect I was already headed straight for the backroom, anyway.
I'm just a dirty little acolyte. Incidentally, I'm not wearing anything under these robes...

[Chad]

I'll tell you a secret:

underneath all these clothes .... I'm naked

Edited by Defiant, 03 March 2006 - 06:53 PM.

[fuba_r]

rissah, on Mar 1 2006, 02:06 PM, said:

Thank you Fub, for letting me cling to my board goal.

Not at all a problem. Glad I could help.

Defiant, on Mar 1 2006, 04:53 PM, said:

I'll tell you a secret:

underneath all these clothes .... I'm naked

Naked and liberally smeared with coconut oil?

[Chad]

Would that turn you on??

[fuba_r]

Defiant, on Mar 2 2006, 02:27 AM, said:

Would that turn you on??

Darn tootin' it would! Wait... that IS Ben Affleck Brand Coconut Oil, right????

[Chad]

if it is, am I still gettin lucky??

[fuba_r]

Defiant, on Mar 2 2006, 05:04 AM, said:

if it is, am I still gettin lucky??

If by luck you mean that a piano won't fall on your head while you pet a spotted chihuaha in downtown Beirut, then maybe yes, you might still be gettin' lucky!

Still, those bananas are rather provocative looking... A-PEEL-ing even!!! Were it not for the claims that the lovely Wasted Tears has on you, I might be tempted to ask for a closer look at the yellow fruit. Darn you, Wasted Tears!

Coconuts... bananas... suddenly it feels tropical up in here!

[Chad]

There's a fruit salad in my pants, and everyones invited!!

[fuba_r]

Defiant, on Mar 2 2006, 05:45 AM, said:

There's a fruit salad in my pants, and everyones invited!!

Hey I took five minutes out of my ultra-busy schedule tonight (that's a crock) and wrote a haiku inspired by Sister Christian... Thought you might like to hear it. I already made malfouka listen to it. (It's based on a true story, too).

"Sister Christian -- A Haiku"

Theme song to my prom.
Afterwards went motoring.
Not with Mr. Right.

Edited by fuba_r, 04 March 2006 - 07:51 AM.

[Chad]

Thats actually really good. I'm serious Fuba, that is really good. And ive been listening to that song all week thanks to you :wink:

[fuba_r]

Defiant, on Mar 2 2006, 06:05 AM, said:

Thats actually really good. I'm serious Fuba, that is really good. And ive been listening to that song all week thanks to you :wink:

hehehe. well, then i'll try and think of more unforgettable 80s craptastic songs to suggest.

[jeckles]

fuba_r, on Mar 4 2006, 03:15 AM, said:

hehehe. well, then i'll try and think of more unforgettable 80s craptastic songs to suggest.

Mmmm.

80's Craptastic Songs

[Deb]

what's with all the ben affleck references?

[fuba_r]

Deb, on Mar 2 2006, 02:20 PM, said:

what's with all the ben affleck references?

Dave started it. Don't worry, I think Matt Damon is also going to come out with a brand of cola soon.

[Chad]

If he does, he should get some to ben affleck, might improve the whole not-having-talent thing

[k@os]

That fucker ruined Jennifer Garner for me. I can't look at her anymore without seeing Ben's sloppy seconds.

Anyway, I don't post often enough to rank McHeaven OR McHell, is there a McLimbo?

[riss]

I've read your blog k@os, you get to go to McHell with the rest of us!

[k@os]

rissah, on Mar 11 2006, 03:58 PM, said:

I've read your blog k@os, you get to go to McHell with the rest of us!

Sweet. It's because I ran against Dave for Pope isn't it?