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[Darkstar]

You know the schtick is getting stale when Captain Shutter impersonates Gotard on SBC Radio,, so let's vote on some additions.

They may or may not make it to the show because it's Webkittyns call, but lets see your opinions/suggestions.

[Deb]

I voted for "Other", even though it wasn't an option, and I think you should have a mime.

Edited by Deb, 25 February 2006 - 11:47 AM.

[TheSonOfMork]

I voted for Stewie Griffon, he rawks.

[mango]

I voted for Mr Garrison.

Now entertain me.

[WebKittyn]

mango, on Feb 25 2006, 09:13 AM, said:

I voted for Mr Garrison.

Now entertain me.

Same with me, I like Mr Garrison.

Mimes freak me out, ever since I was a kid and my parents made me sit through Mumenshanz (sp?). Mimes are way up there in the creep factor for me.

As for Gotard, I rather prefer Barney Fife but that wasn't an option.

[jeckles]

mango, on Feb 23 2006, 12:13 PM, said:

I voted for Mr Garrison.

Now entertain me.

]
Shutter already does Mr. Garrison.

Besides...

The Gotard needs to take a road trip (Or at least install Skype) So he can show make a Guest Appearance on Shitty Blog Radio

[Darkstar]

Hmmmm... Shutter does Mr. Garrison. Would that make HIM Mr. Slave??

Ok... interest of keeping things fresh and new, I will eventually look through the annuls of my mind where I could come up with so many more...

As for Skype... Soon my new supercomputer will be installed and you shall all RUE THE DAY!!! Until then, I retreat to me evil lair.

HOLY CRAP! That reminds me! I forgot to add my Austin Powers/Dr.Evil/Fat Bastard! Oh well...next poll.

[jeckles]

Darkstar, on Feb 23 2006, 03:41 PM, said:

Hmmmm... Shutter does Mr. Garrison. Would that make HIM Mr. Slave??

Ok... interest of keeping things fresh and new, I will eventually look through the annuls of my mind where I could come up with so many more...

As for Skype... Soon my new supercomputer will be installed and you shall all RUE THE DAY!!! Until then, I retreat to me evil lair.

HOLY CRAP! That reminds me! I forgot to add my Austin Powers/Dr.Evil/Fat Bastard! Oh well...next poll.

Fat Bastard!!!!

You should do Fat Bastard!!!

(Shutter can't do Fat Bastard. I mean he is a fat bastard, but his Scottish Accent is for shit.)

[heide137]

WebKittyn, on Feb 25 2006, 11:01 AM, said:

Mimes freak me out, ever since I was a kid and my parents made me sit through Mumenshanz (sp?). Mimes are way up there in the creep factor for me.

Oh man, really? I was always fascinated by all their cool paper props. Much better than mimes, I thought. They did give me a funny feeling in my tummy, though, so I guess I can see the "creep factor."

[Deb]

I would have picked Fat Bastard.

[Dave]

I have an slightly off topic question:
Why Darkstar in chat, forums and your website, but Gotard on the radio?

Let us in to the inner sanctum of your soul. Let. Us. In.

[jeckles]

Dave, on Mar 1 2006, 10:16 PM, said:

I have an slightly off topic question:
Why Darkstar in chat, forums and your website, but Gotard on the radio?

Let us in to the inner sanctum of your soul. Let. Us. In.

Yea...

Enquiring minds want to know.

[Darkstar]

Dave, on Mar 1 2006, 10:16 PM, said:

I have an slightly off topic question:
Why Darkstar in chat, forums and your website, but Gotard on the radio?

Let us in to the inner sanctum of your soul. Let. Us. In.

Ok... "Gotard" is technically a completely different entity . It's a "radio persona". I'm there to support and enhance Webkittyns show in the same way that Gary (Bababooey) enhanced Howard Sterns show. It's HER show...not The Darkstar, not the "Gotard". thats why I don't have my own mic. I'm background noise, fluff and filler to help make smooth transitions and hopefully make it a bit more fun and less stressful for her.

I'm the roadie to her Tarja. Let her shine in the spotlight.

[WebKittyn]

Darkstar, on Mar 1 2006, 11:19 PM, said:

Ok... "Gotard" is technically a completely different entity . It's a "radio persona". I'm there to support and enhance Webkittyns show in the same way that Gary (Bababooey) enhanced Howard Sterns show. It's HER show...not The Darkstar, not the "Gotard". thats why I don't have my own mic. I'm background noise, fluff and filler to help make smooth transitions and hopefully make it a bit more fun and less stressful for her.

I'm the roadie to her Tarja. Let her shine in the spotlight.

Holy load of hooey.

Let's get this right.

I've known him 22 years. 22 years of platonic best friendship, it's like family only I want to kill him quite often. We're as different as night and day and everything he likes I hate and the other way around.

Gotard came to be when he was being some sort of dumbass. I like adding 'tard' to words, I have blogtard, fucktard and another tard here and there. It was our buddy Ahriman the alien who first coined the term while referring to him and it stuck. He became the gotard. Gotards do dumbass things like forget to put the oil cap back on the car before a long trip on a 90 degree day, forget to re-latch the hood before getting on a parkway so the hood flies up while driving and the old faithful favourite of forgetting something that was just said three minutes ago.

To me, he isn't Darkstar. The rest of the world sees Darkstar, I see the Gotard. As the show progressed he became more vocal and it seemed to work, people have always said the two of us together were amusing. He can be funny, I'll grant him that and yes, he does act the goofy moron on the show but it's not that much of an act.

I don't particularly like Darkstar. He's an egotistical lothario type who could charm anything out of anyone. Funny and charismatic but lock away your daughters and your soul.

I think it's only because of the 22 year bond that I can use him as the object of fodder on the show, he is a proud and vain bugger and I push the limits. But it makes for amusing radio.

In my kittyn eyes, he will always be ......... the Gotard.

[Chad]

That is just soooo sweet!!!

[jeckles]

WebKittyn, on Mar 2 2006, 12:37 AM, said:

I think it's only because of the 22 year bond that I can use him as the object of fodder on the show, he is a proud and vain bugger and I push the limits. But it makes for amusing radio.

[jeckles]

What I meant to say was...

There must be something about knowing a person 20+ years that makes for good radio.

[mango]

jeckles, on Mar 2 2006, 01:57 PM, said:

What I meant to say was...

There must be something about knowing a person 20+ years that makes for good radio.

I beg to differ.

Remember Crash?

[fuba_r]

I'd like to hear Gotard impersonate Rockwell, the singer and son of Motown mogul Barry Gordy.

[WebKittyn]

fuba_r, on Mar 3 2006, 09:29 PM, said:

I'd like to hear Gotard impersonate Rockwell, the singer and son of Motown mogul Barry Gordy.

He does a good Rockwell, I'll give him that. Somebody's Watching Me.