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How to find a hot date in 24 hours using sleep programming

Started by rosabella20, Aug 04 2008 03:53 AM

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#1 rosabella20

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 03:53 AM


If you are sick of being single use this sleep programming
technique to find who to date. To do this, you must say the
following OUT LOUD before you go to

sleep:

"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH: WHOM SHOULD I DATE?"

Then go to sleep - you will get a description in a dream of the person to date, by tomorrow morning.

Put a pen and paper next to your bed and write down your description.

Try it, you have nothing to lose.

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#2 mango

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 04:43 AM

Are you high?

View PostChad, on 11 September 2009 - 02:43 PM, said:

Mango is my hero from time to time. This is one of them.

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 10:24 PM

I would like to lump 'sleep programming' in with such "reliable methods for successfully interacting with the real world" as phrenology, a book on marketing by the makers of Ishtar, and the Oakland Raiders.
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#4 Deb

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 01:15 AM

I tried this technique and apparently I'm marrying a dinosaur that floats on a cloud.

He had lazer beams for eyes and massive bat wings on his back and he flew.


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#5 rosabella20

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 04:26 AM

QUOTE (mango @ Aug 4 2008, 04:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are you high?
Nope... Sleep Programming is so intense you can use it to know anything.(Within reason)

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 12:51 PM

What does intensity have to do with how effective it is?
No.

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 07:10 AM

bullshit, I say! Johnny Depp would have already been mine.
and the thing is, I can't figure out the nature of this retarded bit of spam...
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Posted 09 August 2008 - 12:56 PM

QUOTE (Deb @ Aug 4 2008, 09:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I tried this technique and apparently I'm marrying a dinosaur that floats on a cloud.

He had lazer beams for eyes and massive bat wings on his back and he flew.


My wittle Stegosaurus is cheating on me? sad2.gif
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 02:45 AM

Possibly, but with the mother of the alliosaurus that I saw in my dream...
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