[Dave]

Welcome to our first ever (I think) Referral Contest...of Doom!

Here's the deal:
We're running a referral contest until June 15.

How it works:
You get someone to sign up.
They post in the 'Welcome' section that you referred them.
They make 30 posts between now and June 15.

What does the winner get:
*First place: A copy of Grand Theft Auto IV (choose whether you want the Xbox 360 or PS3 version) and a Maximum Awesome t-shirt (XL).
*Second place: The other copy of GTA (if the first place person wants Xbox, then you get PS3)

Minimum:
That's a kickin prize if you ask me (and you didn't), so you have to meet the minimum requirements:
*Must refer at least 5 qualified members to be eligible.
*A referred member must make 30 posts by June 15th to be a qualified member.
*Ties will be settled by the number of posts made by the referrers. If still tied, then that will be resolved by a random drawing.
*Must be a United States or Canadian resident to eligible for prize(s). We will NOT ship outside the U.S. and Canada. No exceptions.
*Must be 18+ or else have your parent's permission in writing sent to:
Dave McAwesome
PO Box 164
New Hyde Park, NY 11040

FAQ:
Q: What about people I've referred in the past?
A: Tell you what, if they currently have less than 50 posts, they can post that you referred them and their current post count. AND then they must make 30 new posts from now until June 15.

Fine print to follow.
To cover our asses, we have to say that the owners of MaximumAwesome.com, Misfitopia.com, and its promotional partners reserve the right to revoke these contest prizes and cancel the contest at any time without warning. The owners of MaximumAwesome.com, Misfitopia.com, and its promotional partners reserve the right to determine which (and if) any prizes shall be awarded to a contestant. The winning contestant(s) will be asked to furnish a street address for the receiving of the prize(s). This information must be furnished within 5 working days, or else the prize(s) will be rescinded. Shipping insurance (if desired) must be paid by the recipient via PayPal within that same time frame. If you act like a jerk when participating in this contest, you will get nothing. The owners of MaximumAwesome.com, Misfitopia.com, and its promotional partners reserve the right to determine if you are being a jerk. Moreover we reserve the right to amend this fine print. Basically, don't be a jerk.

[Chad]

Grand Theft Misfitopia. I like it.

[Deb]

I am not a US resident, so I refer NO ONE!!!

[monogodo]

I'm out. I don't have an Xbox 360 or PS3, and so have no need for the prize. I'll still refer people here, though.

Hey, I know, if anyone wants my referrals to say that you referred them instead of me referring them, let me know what it's worth to you. My referral services are for sale (it's the Misfitopian way).