Leading internet provider America Online (AOL) has confirmed a stunning statistic leaked by a dissatisfied employee last week, in documents sold to Fox News for an undisclosed sum.
"While we vigorously condemn the illegal theft of internal company documents, we must admit that they are in fact authentic," said a grim-looking Joe Redley, AOL's chief marketing officer. "Further, the facts as stated in the memos recently released to news organizations are in fact true; namely, that it does appear that a sizeable percentage of AOL subscribers do not, in fact, possess computers."
AOL is evil
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Posted 02 March 2008 - 12:54 AM
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Posted 02 March 2008 - 09:43 AM
QUOTE (monogodo @ Mar 2 2008, 01:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Umm, you do realize that the Watley Review is as reliable as The Onion when it comes to news, right?
If FOX News can do it, so can I.
In The Heavyskies and The Chad Identity
“Every way of life produces its own environment and in turn is influenced by that environment.” ― Hugh Nibley
“Every way of life produces its own environment and in turn is influenced by that environment.” ― Hugh Nibley
