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[Cris]

Made an appointment for Friday.

[heide137]

I made a date for Saturday.

[Cris]

[Deb]

When I grow up I wanna be just like Heide!

[Cris]

Then you'd be getting fucked by me. Nice!

[The Corporal]

Who really gives a shit if people think the music you listen to is gay or not. Who the hell do they think they are?

And, Heide had made a comment about hating to offend people. The way I look at it is this. You can't please everybody - not in a million years. You can go out of your way to be nice and polite to everyone, but you'll only end up getting it in the ass.

So, screw everybody. If they don't like what you say, or do, or where you choose to masturbate say certain things, then they can get stuffed.

I used to call certain things gay to as a negative comment - but... I think I just grew out od it when I learned how to say "That sucks shit..."

[heide137]

Corp, Cris gave a half-assed super-sensitive version of the story.

I told him that when we first were getting to know each other, I thought his Oasis fandom was "kinda gay" but that I realized later that he also likes plenty of other good music, so my worries about our compatibility were alleviated. His reaction to this was to go full tilt complex and start throwing out his Oasis cds, and then post this ridiculous, self-serving thread.

[The Corporal]

What is he, some kind of homophobe? It's not like he got a boner over the lead singer or something.

[Cris]

But God forbid you said something about the Beastie Boys.

[The Corporal]

Cris, on Jan 29 2006, 01:19 AM, said:

But God forbid you said something about the Beastie Boys.

The best way to express my feelings about the beastie boys, would be to do so with a silent "Smilie Montage".


:brokenheart:

[heide137]

Seriously, I could not give a fuck less what anyone thinks of the bands I like.
I certainly wouldn't start throwing out cds I love. That's all I'm sayin.

[Cris]

We'll see about that.

[The Corporal]

Lets get the started!

[Dave]

Cris, on Jan 30 2006, 02:32 AM, said:

We should do that here. McAwesome can you make it happen???

Defiant, on Jan 30 2006, 02:39 AM, said:

If he can do that then I am officially sarting a Dave McAwesome cult.

Cris, on Jan 30 2006, 02:40 AM, said:

Church of McAwesome, I've been saying it for months.

Defiant, on Jan 30 2006, 02:42 AM, said:

I've never been baptized, but I would for that.

Yeah, uh, you need to read this post right now.

No, seriously.

[@lix965]

Dude...liking Oasis is NOT gay.

But I read somewhere that listening to them will make you gay.

p.s. is it even possible to be "half-gay"?

[Cris]

Heide seems to think so.

[The Corporal]

Wouldn't being half gay be bi?

That would make sense. But then, I guess if you were always the "pitcher", and never the "catcher", would that be half gay?

[riss]

So a person is half gay if their penis is gay but not their ass.

The Corporal, on Jan 29 2006, 04:29 AM, said:

Wouldn't being half gay be bi?

That would make sense. But then, I guess if you were always the "pitcher", and never the "catcher", would that be half gay?

[@lix965]

Indeed Heide is as powerful as the Emperor has forseen.

I have a confession. When I was a kid I was really into Elton John. Years later I found out he was gay, thing is I stopped liking him. It wasn't a thing where I said to myself thats it no more Elton John....I just stopped liking him as an artist. I guess I felt misled by his music.

Bernie Taupin notwithstanding, the words sung By Reginald White took on a new meaning. Now he wasn't singing of the woman who would become his wife in "The One" but about the man who would become his husband. I can't relate. Same with George Micheal (my gadar was very off back then).

"For each man in his time is Cain
Until he walks along the beach
And sees his future in the water
A long lost heart within his reach"

[Cris]

So it's safe to say that you're a half a fairy right?

Edited by Cris, 31 January 2006 - 07:01 AM.