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[monogodo]

Accusations flew fast and furiously among the remaining members of the crew. They all boiled down to three suspects. Everyone had what they thought was solid reasoning for their suspicions. In the end, enough votes switched around to put thegrunter up for execution. Since they were running low on ammo, the decision was made to kill him by cutting his throat with a laser scalpel from the infirmary. As Dave, Chad, Bacon, & Our House held him down, and Deb aimed an M-56 smart gun at him to ensure his cooperation, WebKittyn took the scalpel and went for his throat. Just as the scalpel touched his skin, a second set of jaws extended from thegrunter's mouth, gnashing it's teeth and dripping acidic saliva all over the deck. Deb exclaimed, "Crikey, there's a bloody Bunyip climbin' out 'is mouth!" WebKittyn leapt out of the way as Deb chambered a round and shot the creature in the head, killing it instantly.

After everyone's pulse settled down to normal, they took the laser scalpel and checked over thegrunter's remains. Inside his abdomen they found a half-dozen or so egg-like things. They'd killed the Mother Alien. Everyone relaxed a bit. But not too much, as Alien children were still lurking amongst the crew.

Day 4 begins

The players are:
Bacony Goodness
Chad
Dave
Deb
jeckles - Crew - Private Drake, lynched Day 2. Epitaph: "Fuck off and good night."
malfouka
norseman1066 - Crew - Private Frost, lynched Day 1. Epitaph: "It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!"
Our House
thegrunter - Mama Alien, lynched Day 3. Epitaph: "Hissss, spit, snarl, gnash, snap!"
WebKittyn

[malfouka]

I'm cooling on Chad for the moment. Chad has been adamant that Dave and malfouka were the MA, despite all evidence to the contrary. However, Bacon stuck with Chad even though we all were pretty much in agreeance about the Grunter.
Either Bacon or Chad (or maybe OH). Let's see what happens.

Vote to Lynch: Bacon

Current Tally:
Bacony Goodness - 1
Chad
Dave
Deb
malfouka
Our House
WebKittyn

Edited by malfouka, 15 January 2008 - 11:29 PM.

[malfouka]

okay, is anyone actually playing?

[Chad]

Playing what?

[malfouka]

apparently with yourselves. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Edited by malfouka, 16 January 2008 - 02:22 AM.

[Bacony Goodness]

Vote to lynch Chad

Chad-1
Me-1

I'm staying with my vote of the Chadster. The reason I didn't change my vote was because I wasn't ever on then.

[Dave]

malfouka, on Jan 15 2008, 09:10 PM, said:

okay, is anyone actually playing?

I'm looking for something. Will have a longer post tomorrow.

[malfouka]

So, Mr. Goodness, why aren't you an alien?

[Chad]

Dave, on Jan 15 2008, 09:52 PM, said:

I'm looking for something.

Did you check under the couch?

[thegrunter]

Hey! I wanted a quote from my new favorite folk hero Malefic from Xasthur as my epitaph! Nevermind.

It was fun while it lasted.

[monogodo]

thegrunter, on Jan 15 2008, 09:12 PM, said:

Hey! I wanted a quote from my new favorite folk hero Malefic from Xasthur as my epitaph! Nevermind.

It was fun while it lasted.

Tell me what you'd like it to be, and I'll get an admin or mod to edit it for you.

[Bacony Goodness]

I am not an alien because I am just a normal human being and do not have an unnatural thirst for the flesh of humans. Also I just wasn't here to change my vote to Gman.

[Our House]

That worked out pretty well.

malfouka, on Jan 15 2008, 06:21 PM, said:

Either Bacon or Chad (or maybe OH)

Take OH out of the equation.

1) I pegged grunter early in the game and sealed him yesterday (with Dave's help of course).
2) The MA is too valuable for other aliens to give up. Voting was 3-3 yesterday and I could've very easily pretended to be AFK and let Chad die. I didn't.
3) Look back at day 1 and my posts about grunt. If there was one single person that would be worst to infect after that day, it would be me.

Maybe I'm viewing this one-sided (because I know I'm a townie and you guys don't), but it should seem pretty clear.

I'm also willing to give Chad a pass after grunter came up MA. The only case I had against Chad was how his posts were MA-ish. I doubt he's just a regular alien. Dave is (obviously) still good.

[thegrunter]

monogodo, on Jan 15 2008, 07:24 PM, said:

Tell me what you'd like it to be, and I'll get an admin or mod to edit it for you.

I just found this randomly, but it seems to work:

For I dug a mass grave in abysmal depths / For this wasted human race shall never be reborn again / Cold burial, their blood stains the snow / Eyes that will never see the same again, after I've shattered your mirrors forever / I will not be kind in the torture you desire / Walking through genocidal remnants / With a hate filled heart / Stabbing even at the tears of withering corpses / Will there even be a word known as death anymore, / When left is nothing to kill?

[malfouka]

Our House, on Jan 14 2008, 01:29 AM, said:

...1) I pegged grunter early in the game and sealed him yesterday (with Dave's help of course)....

ummm, "with Dave's help"... how come Dave always gets all the credit?

[Our House]

malfouka, on Jan 15 2008, 10:48 PM, said:

ummm, "with Dave's help"... how come Dave always gets all the credit?

Same reason I get all the credit as admin on USG.

Seriously though, if I hadn't seen his post late yesterday, I wouldn't have switched votes.

[Deb]

HOT DAMN WE GOT US THE MOTHER ALIEN!!

So now we have to vote for who is just a regular alien?

[Chad]

I think we have to figure out who was turned ... someone has to of been turned otherwise the game would be over right?

[Deb]

In that case, I'm voting for the very first person that ever fingered the MA.

I can see Gman turning this person as a kind of "fuck you"

Vote to lynch: OH

Chad - 1
BG - 1
OH -1

[Our House]

Deb, on Jan 16 2008, 12:33 AM, said:

I can see Gman turning this person as a kind of "fuck you"

1. In a game structure like this, it'd be more like a "fuck winning this game" than a "fuck you" if he did that.
2. How do you explain my vote switch last night?

Bacony Goodness, on Jan 15 2008, 10:24 PM, said:

I am not an alien because I am just a normal human being and do not have an unnatural thirst for the flesh of humans. Also I just wasn't here to change my vote to Gman.

The bolded part seems a little over the top. Townies are wrong most of the time, and that's perfectly normal. But you're claiming that you would've voted for him and you just weren't around to do so. Really? In a game that has had 3-4 day long game days??