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[Adam]

The groupies of Slutsitopia weren't going to let their last run in with total fucking incorrectness deter them one bit. The march toward ridding their town of unwanted pregnancy would soldier on, and they weren't taking it to the court this time. As the mob assembled, an unintentional "Who's On First" style comedy extravaganza broke out between Bacony Goodness and a visibly frustrated Jeckles...

Bacon: Where are we going?

Jeckles: To see Our House.

Bacon: Our House?

Jeckles: Yes.

Bacon: But we don't live together.

Jeckles: Shut the fuck up.

See? Jeckles is pissed, that shit is always funny. When the mob arrived, they kicked in the door to find Our House had already fled. On the wall was a note scrawled in what appeared to be ink..."Hi, pls to don't bother, I am not a wolf. Kthxbai." Still confused as to whether Our House was an NBA All-Star or just a standard issue whore, the groupies decided to have a look around. Their investigation turned up several books, including "Advanced Chat Speak 2007," "Boost Your Post Count By 200% In Just 30 Days," and "The Urban Dictionary Guide To Self Defense." What they didn't find was any evidence of any NBA wrongdoing (or woman doing). Once again, the groupies had run one of their own out of town.

The next morning, the town awoke to a disturbing headline splashed across the Slutsitopia Journal Gazette. "Local Teen Impregnated by NFL Running Back." The article detailed an encounter between NFL running back/baby maker supreme Travis Henry and local high school student Otto Von Bizmark. As Otto was heading home from school, Travis pulled up in his 2007 Escalade and managed to talk Otto into the passenger seat using nothing more than a bag full of candy and a promise of tickets to the Fall Out Boy show later that night. The rest, as they say, is history. No, really, it's history. He got a dude pregnant.

Players:

Dave
monogodo
Our House (run out of town - last words: "You won't have me to peek around anymore!")
Mango
norseman1066
jeckles
Otto (knocked up by All-Stars - last words: "Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep.")
Bacon
Chester
WebKittyn

Day #3 begins (Our House, Otto, provide different last words if you'd like)

Edited by Adam, 21 November 2007 - 06:38 AM.

[Our House]

Last Words: Awesome writeup, Adam. I laughed all the way through (even though you're gay).

[Adam]

Our House, on Nov 19 2007, 04:44 AM, said:

Last Words: Awesome writeup, Adam. I laughed all the way through (even though you're gay).

Thx!

[mango]

Why Otto?

[norseman1066]

I'll echo that, why Otto??

Well seems to me that it is highly probable that at least 2 of the Baddies voted for Our House.

WK/jeckles/mango/dave/Bacon. were the group that voted for OH.

Bacon jumped on the already full bandwagon late yesterday and hasn't posted a great deal.
WebKitten not posted much except to deride OH for casting suspicion her way
mango interacting with people and swears Bacon is a good guy should have known OH was a groupie from OH's posts as he is a veteran player
dave somewhat active and another person that should have known from the posts that OH was a groupie from tone of posts
jeckles seems to be doing a good impersonation of a groupie if he is a baddie hat's off to him.

Too me my highest suspicions lie with the Dave/Mango and Bacon trio followed by Web Kitten and jeckles.

I'm no expert but I do feel fairly confident in these readings. Take 'em with a grain of salt tho folks.

Vote:: Dave McNBAAllStar!!!

Dave McA - 1

[mango]

And here I was worried that we might lose this thing.

Dave, Bacon, WK, pick one of the remaining players from among:

norse (my preference)
Chester
monogodo
jeckles

And I'll join in.

When the results of the monogodo investigation come back, I'll let you know.

[jeckles]

You asshole. I can't believe you didn't investigate me.

Now I have to go trough another day of people suspecting me.

Mono is pretty obviously a wolf/mafia/NBA, the question is do we lynch him now or go fro Norse, who also very shady.

Since Mango has stated that Norse is his preference (and that was my gut feeling before Mono last post) I'll start with him, but I'm open to suggestions.

Vote to Lynch: Norse

Norse-1

[norseman1066]

Well thanks for nothing jeckles. It is painfully obv that Mango is a baddie for sure and I've just rattled his cage big time. One of the others he named is for sure a baddie but I guess you groupies don't want to win this game you'd rather be lead around like puppies on a leash. So be it. My death will haunt you forever. Read my post tomorrow and reflect on my wisdom.OH looks like us USG have been lead to a slaughter.


unvote Dave
vote Mango

Tally
Mango - 1
norseman1066 - 1

Edited by norseman1066, 21 November 2007 - 03:18 PM.

[mango]

jeckles, on Nov 21 2007, 06:56 AM, said:

You asshole. I can't believe you didn't investigate me.

Now I have to go trough another day of people suspecting me.

I can't give away all my strategies to the NBA All stars.

For the record (since the Doc is still alive, and I believe that I know the Doc's identity)

Dave McAwesome and Bacon are groupies.

I do not want to waste an investigation today, and I felt fairly confident that one of norse/OH were all stars. My remaining suspects (in order of preference) were: monogodo, Chester then jeckles, that's why I did not investigate monsieur jeck-jeck.

Doc, keep doin' what you're doin, I enjoy being alive.

If we are able to correctly lynch an NBA all star tonight, we should be able to wrap this shit up quickly.

[mango]

I like Adam. He's on top of his shit.

We've got a confirmation.

Vote to lynch monogodo.

Current Tally:
Mango - 1
monogodo - 1
norseman1066 - 1

[mango]

jeckles, on Nov 21 2007, 06:56 AM, said:

Mono is pretty obviously a wolf/mafia/NBA, the question is do we lynch him now or go fro Norse, who also very shady.

Since Mango has stated that Norse is his preference (and that was my gut feeling before Mono last post) I'll start with him, but I'm open to suggestions.

We're basically in a must lynch scenario today. Since I don't know if norse is NBA or not, we have to pick a known all star, investigate another one (to be named at a later date) and hope we get lucky.

Even if we don't, the chances of missing an investigation two days in a row after that are miniscule.

NBA guys made a mistake killing Otto, they should've knocked up McAwesome or Bacon instead.

[Bacony Goodness]

I really don't understand why they knocked up Otto.

Vote to lynch Monogodo
mango-1
norse-1
mono-2

[mango]

Norse has placed himself in a difficult position.

[jeckles]

mango, on Nov 21 2007, 11:13 AM, said:

We're basically in a must lynch scenario today. Since I don't know if norse is NBA or not, we have to pick a known all star, investigate another one (to be named at a later date) and hope we get lucky.

Agreed.

Maury Povich (aka the vigilante) if you're out there, it might be a good time to take a shot at Norse.

Unvote Norse
Vote to Lynch: Mono

Tally:
Mango - 1
monogodo - 2
norseman1066 - 0

[monogodo]

jeckles, on Nov 21 2007, 12:12 PM, said:

Agreed.

Maury Povich (aka the vigilante) if you're out there, it might be a good time to take a shot at Norse.

Unvote Norse
Vote to Lynch: Mono

Tally:
Mango - 1
monogodo - 2
norseman1066 - 0

If we're going to get pissed at noobs for not following directions, we should get pissed at each other, too.

You need to bold your vote, and the tally is wrong.

Current tally should be:
mango - 1
mono - 3

mango, on Nov 21 2007, 10:04 AM, said:

I like Adam. He's on top of his shit.

We've got a confirmation.

Vote to lynch monogodo.

Current Tally:
Mango - 1
monogodo - 1
norseman1066 - 1

So now we're just supposed to trust that you're the Cop/Baby Mama?

I'd rather vote jeckles, but in the interest of self-preservation, I've gotta vote mango. If we have any hopes of winning this game, mango must not be around tomorrow.

Vote to Lynch: mango

Current Tally:
mango - 2
mono - 3

[mango]

monogodo, on Nov 21 2007, 10:44 AM, said:

So now we're just supposed to trust that you're the Cop/Baby Mama?

You don't have to trust me. Dave and Bacon know what's up.

Your fellow All Stars have to decide whether to pretend to trust me today or not.

[WebKittyn]

I trust Mango.

Vote to lynch monogodo.

Current Tally:
mango - 2
mono - 4

I also love the storyline, Adam. Great stuff.

Edited by WebKittyn, 21 November 2007 - 08:15 PM.

[norseman1066]

Well it looks like chester and WebKittyn hold the balance of power in their hands. All I ask the two of you to do is look at my post and reflect on what is contained therein.

[WebKittyn]

norseman1066, on Nov 21 2007, 03:15 PM, said:

Well it looks like chester and WebKittyn hold the balance of power in their hands. All I ask the two of you to do is look at my post and reflect on what is contained therein.

Done!

[norseman1066]

mango, on Nov 21 2007, 02:46 PM, said:

And here I was worried that we might lose this thing.

Dave, Bacon, WK, pick one of the remaining players from among:

norse (my preference)
Chester
monogodo
jeckles

And I'll join in.

When the results of the monogodo investigation come back, I'll let you know.

It's no wonder why I'm his target I must have really hit the nail on the head with my post about who voted for Our House correlated into who are the Baddies here. Switching to Mono folks is a sure way to lose this game for the groupies. Vote mango earrly and often or we are in very great danger here. The Otto kill was done to try and make me look as bad as possible and deflect any suspicion away from the 5 I named earlier.

If you are a groupie don't get sucked in by mango.

Edited by norseman1066, 21 November 2007 - 08:44 PM.