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[Adam]

The scene at the Slutsitopia Department of Children and Family Services was tense. On one side of the room, the various skanks and groupies that inhabit our loosely moraled town. On the other side, Deb. Lawyers for both sides made their arguments. "Well, I think Deb is like, knocking people up and shit," argued a less than eloquent Mango. "Your honor, Deb is a chick, so probably fucking not," replied her lawyers. Unable to make a decision, what with the compelling arguments from both sides and all, Judgefitopia ordered a paternity test. The result...negative. The groupies had fingered an innocent woman (tee hee hee...I said "fingered"). And with that, Deb fled town, disappointed and dismayed by the distrust of her former friends. Now bow before my mighty alliteration!

A few weeks later, the town awoke to shrieks of terror emanating from the lair of Malfouka. They burst through the door to find a trembling Mal with a bottle of warm champagne in one hand and a pregnancy test with a huge, glowing plus sign on it in the other. They sat in silent horror as she told of a drunken encounter with a man in a bar a few weeks ago who promised her a lifetime of wealth, shoe contracts and an endless supply of prescription medications. That man was Shawn Kemp. But there would be no shoe contracts, instead, she would spend her life hoping the child she was now carrying would grow up to follow in his absentee father's footsteps. A drunk who squandered all of his talent in favor of booze but still has quite a bit of cash. At least then she'd always have a rich dude to drink with. Who doesn't want that?

Oh yeah, on the way over, they also noticed that somebody had shot Dr. Zen in the face. That was me. Nobody gave a shit.

Players:

Dave
monogodo
Malfouka (Knocked up by Shawn Kemp - last words: "i'm pregnant and i want money.")
Our House
Mango (gay)
norseman1066
Deb (Run out of town - last words: "you all fucking suck kemp's balls")
jeckles
Dr. Zen (Out of the game - fucking asshole)
Otto
Bacon
Chester
WebKittyn

Day #2 begins (Mal, Deb, provide different last words if you'd like)

Edited by Dave, 18 November 2007 - 06:17 PM.
epitaphs

[mango]

Hemingway you are not.

Awesome, you are.


Who the hell would knock up malfouka?

I think Our House.

Vote to lynch: Our House

Our House: 1

Edited by mango, 16 November 2007 - 02:32 PM.

[Adam]

mango, on Nov 14 2007, 12:31 PM, said:

Awesome, you are.

Who the hell would knock up malfouka?

Stop hitting on me. And to answer your question, I would TOTALLY have a kid with Mal.

[Chester]

So we lost Zen, Malfouka and Deb?

[Adam]

Chester, on Nov 14 2007, 12:53 PM, said:

So we lost Zen, Malfouka and Deb?

You are correct in saying that all three are out of the game. To say that we "lost" all three is to imply that all three being gone is a loss. We "lost" Deb and Mal. We got rid of Zen.

[norseman1066]

Well what a load of hyperbole that was. While it says Mango - gay. I don't beleive it at all. So.....

Vote:: Mango

Mango: 1
Our House: 1

Edited by norseman1066, 16 November 2007 - 03:39 PM.

[mango]

I can be persuaded to vote Norse.

Unvote Our House.
Vote to Lynch Norse

Current Tally:
Mango - 1
Norseman1066 - 1

Edited by mango, 16 November 2007 - 03:43 PM.

[jeckles]

Wait a minute...

Mango you said we could Lynch OH today?

Are you gonna make me wait another day for that?

Also, where the hell is the cop (or whatever it is called in this game,) a little insight on who's who would be helpful.

[mango]

I went back and re-read the posts from day 1.

The cop left clues that you are asking for.

I am willing to lynch OH, my vote on norse was just revenge.

[norseman1066]

Mango revenge for what? Me not voting for you last game??? Or the fact that I paid some attention to you???

[Our House]

Ahhhh...it's nice to wake up alive today.

I think we need some less OH talk and some more WK and jeckles voting.

Also, mango and norse are villagers (town).

[norseman1066]

Thank you for the vote of confidence fearless leader

Unvote:Mango
Vote: Jeckles

Current Tally:
Mango - 0
Norseman1066 - 1
jeckles - 1

[mango]

norseman1066, on Nov 16 2007, 09:50 AM, said:

Mango revenge for what? Me not voting for you last game??? Or the fact that I paid some attention to you???

It would be revenge for voting for me this round.

As an aside, didn't either norse or Patton prefer POGers to misfits, and that's why monogodo died last game?

I don't think it'll take much effort to return the favor.

[mango]

I will take OH's word for it that norse is a groupie.

They both aren't though.

Unvote: Norseman1066
Vote to lynch: Our House

jeckles - 1
Our House - 1

[jeckles]

1. I'm going backpacking after work today and will not be back till Sunday Night.
2. Mal accused Dave of being a wolf/mafia/NBA.
3. Mal was killed by the NBA/Wolves/Mafia.

Let's stop this silly vote for someone just to get a rise out of them and start working on winning this game.

Vote to Lynch: Dave McNBA

Current Tally:
Dave McA - 1
Norseman1066 - 1
jeckles - 1

[mango]

Dave is a groupie.

You are making a mistake jeckles. Unless you happen to play football, in which case, you aren't.

Unvote: Our House
Vote to Lynch: jeckles

Current Tally:
Dave McA - 1
jeckles - 2

Edited by mango, 16 November 2007 - 07:12 PM.

[norseman1066]

mango, on Nov 16 2007, 06:36 PM, said:

It would be revenge for voting for me this round.

As an aside, didn't either norse or Patton prefer POGers to misfits, and that's why monogodo died last game?

I don't think it'll take much effort to return the favor.

The underlined person was the culprit. I had soah sown up and went AFK. When I returned the thread was locked and Mono had his neck stretched.

Very good then jeckles you speak wisdom.

UNVOTE::JECKLES
VOTE:: DAVE

Dave McA - 2
Norseman1066 - 1
jeckles - 0

I'll stop foollin' 'round now.

Edited by norseman1066, 16 November 2007 - 07:15 PM.

[mango]

The CORRECT tally would be

McAwesome 2
Jeckles 1


(Pls to vote norse next round, kthnxbai)

Edited by mango, 16 November 2007 - 07:16 PM.

[monogodo]

I still think jeckles is an All-Star.

But the Dave argument works for me, too.

Except that I suspect them both, and jeckles is voting Dave. Is it an attempt to split the vote between them?

I'll stick with jeckles.

Vote to lynch: jeckles

Current Tally:

Dave - 2
jeckles - 2

[jeckles]

Mango,


I'm not sure where you think I made a mistake.

Of course, I could profess my innocence all day long but that wouldn't change anything. I went back and looked for cop clues and nothing jumped out at me. I'm pretty dense, so i probably just missed something.

And the football reference is lost on me. Can you try again?