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[Adam]

With the start of a new NBA season comes a new wave of unwanted pregnancies. This time, Shawn and Calvin have brought along NFL running back and prolific baby maker Travis Henry along for the fun. Can the groupies of Slutsitopia successfully stick these deadbeats with child support orders and make them own up to their responsibilities? Let's find out.

Day 1 begins.

The roles are:

3 mafia (NBA/NFL All-stars)
1 cop (Baby Mama)
0-1 doctor (Pharmacist)
0-1 vigilante (Maury Povich)
0-1 Fire Crotch

There is a slight change to the Maury Povich role. It states in the description that if he targets a regular groupie nothing will happen. This is changing. Whoever Maury Povich targets will be banished from the game, whether All-Star or groupie, unless they are under the protection of the Pharmacist or Legal Team. Christ this is retarded.

The players are (in order of sign up):

Dave
monogodo
Malfouka
Our House
Mango (gay)
norseman1066
Deb
jeckles
Dr. Zen
Otto
Bacon
Chester
WebKittyn

Check the stickied thread for links on how to play.

Let me know if you did not receive a PM from me or if I in general just fucked anything up. And remember, when in doubt, vote to lynch me.

[Dave]

Dammit man, your end-of-day recaps better be more story-tastic than that!

Because I feel I owe him one...
Vote to lynch: Mango

Current tally:
Bacon
Chester
Deb
Dr. Zen
jeckles
Malfouka
Mango (gay) - 1
McAwesome
monogodo
norseman1066
Our House
Otto
WebKittyn

[jeckles]

Dammit, I didn't realize that we were doing all this fucking NBA stuff. It makes my head hurt.

[norseman1066]

Since I'm new here and don't know anyone really I'll vote for

Vote Monogodo

Edited by norseman1066, 14 November 2007 - 08:29 PM.

[mango]

We always, always, always lynch the noob and then start playing day 2.

Have you not forgotten?

Vote to lynch: Chester (This will change later, so don't get your panties in a bunch)

Current tally:
Bacon
Chester - 1
Deb
Dr. Zen
jeckles
Malfouka
Mango (gay) - 1
McAwesome
monogodo - 1
norseman1066
Our House
Otto
WebKittyn

[Adam]

Dave, on Nov 12 2007, 06:22 PM, said:

Dammit man, your end-of-day recaps better be more story-tastic than that!

Hey, Hemingway, maybe you'd like to go back and read your intro for day #8.

Edited by Adam, 14 November 2007 - 08:52 PM.

[Dave]

I laid the groundwork, man. The groundwork. (and Hemingway would have approved of my curt, yet informative style)

[Our House]

Sup thread?

I got some message saying I was a groupie and I guess that means villager. Cool.

Vote to lynch: jeckles stay the fuck out of my way, post in complete sentences, etc. etc.

Bacon
Chester - 1
Deb
Dr. Zen
jeckles - 1
Malfouka
Mango (gay) - 1
McAwesome
monogodo - 1
norseman1066
Our House
Otto
WebKittyn

[Our House]

mango, on Nov 14 2007, 03:38 PM, said:

We always, always, always lynch the noob and then start playing day 2.

This is pretty suspect. The 3rd 'always' gave you away. After I get jeckles killed, you're IMMEDIATELY next.

[Adam]

Current tally:

Chester - 1
jeckles - 1
Mango (gay) - 1
monogodo - 1

Why the hell does everybody keep leaving the names of the people with no votes in when they post the tally? I swear to GOD I'll pull this car over and end this day right now if you don't cut that shit out!

[jeckles]

Our House, on Nov 14 2007, 04:10 PM, said:

I got some message saying I was a groupie and I guess that means villager. Cool.

Beside the fact that discussing any thing from a PM is against the rules, I call bullshit.

Vote to Lynch: Our House
Bacon-0
Chester - 1
Deb-0
Dr. Zen-0
jeckles - 1
Malfouka-0
Mango (gay) - 1
McAwesome-0
monogodo - 1
norseman1066-0
Our House-1
Otto-0
WebKittyn-0

And Adam... I am regretting this already.

[Our House]

jeckles, on Nov 14 2007, 04:29 PM, said:

Beside the fact that discussing any thing from a PM is against the rules, I call bullshit.

When did I talk about or post any images of a PM???

All I said was I got a message. Could be a psychic vision, could be an inspiration, could be that you're the best lynch decision I've ever made. The chances of you being mafia just skyrocketed 500% from that last post. Awesome.

[Adam]

jeckles, on Nov 12 2007, 07:29 PM, said:

And Adam... I am regretting this already.

I would expect nothing less.

As far as the PM, I'll allow it. Everyone knows everybody received a PM with their role. Saying "I'm a groupie" isn't much different than saying "my PM said I'm a groupie." Posting of a PM from a cop investigation or something like that would be off limits. I feel like a gameshow judge, this is awesome. Now if you'll excuse me, I can sense a healthy bit of tension brewing between you and Our House so I'm going to sit back and watch it bubble over in silence.

And fuck you for adding all the names back in the tally.

Edited by Adam, 14 November 2007 - 09:40 PM.

[Our House]

Also, where I come from talking about a PM isn't against the rules because you can fabricate anything you want. Posting a screenshot, etc. is off-limits though.[cue jeckles saying, "well, then go the fuck back to where you came from" in 5...4...3...2...]LOL, thanks Adam. I should've refreshed first. :oUgh...posts joining themselves together is very bad in this game. It didn't even add a space. Does that mean editing posts is allowed?

Edited by Our House, 14 November 2007 - 09:40 PM.

[jeckles]

Adam, on Nov 14 2007, 04:38 PM, said:

And fuck you for adding all the names back in the tally.

It was the least I could do.

[Adam]

Our House, on Nov 12 2007, 07:41 PM, said:

LOL, thanks Adam.

No problem! If I could lynch you for using "LOL" I certainly would!

[Dave]

Our House, on Nov 14 2007, 04:41 PM, said:

Does that mean editing posts is allowed?

As with the rest of the forum, members may only edit their posts within five minutes of the post time. After that, only a mod or admin can edit them.

[monogodo]

Our House, on Nov 14 2007, 03:41 PM, said:

:oUgh...posts joining themselves together is very bad in this game. It didn't even add a space. Does that mean editing posts is allowed?

Yeah, I've never liked how this forum software handles joining posts, but I've learned to deal with it.

[Our House]

Cool, other people have replied. I get to have my own private post block again.

Now let's back to finding evils...

jeckles
mango

Who else?

[Dr Zen]

Hi. I'm a fake seer and I peeked mango as a whatever we're calling wolves in this game.

Vote mango. Vote him now and vote him often.

Do I need to bold that up to make it a vote or just repeat it many times?

Vote mango.