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[Dave]

Before she could say "iso 4," Malfouka held down WebKittyn's arm while the rest of the scantily clad groupies drew blood for a paternity test. (Speaking of scantily clad, nice halter top, Mango.) WebKittyn, aka Shawn Kemp, turned out to be a very popular forward come Father's Day (aka semen bingo). WK bolted out of Groupie Town's city hall. The groupies tossed off their 4-inch spikes and charged after her. WK ducked down alleys and through various Hot Topic outlets to lose the crowd. She thought she'd lost them when she tossed an old Guns 'n' Roses backstage pass into a dumpster, but "Chinese Democracy" wasn't released yet and everyone doubted there'd be a tour. Just as the groupies closed in, a black Escalade screeched in front of WK. "MSG MOFO" read the license plate. WK hopped in, and Isaiah Thomas sped her out of town.

That night, as the town slept, the long slow bounce of a basketball could be heard in the town courts. In the morning however, everyone was accounted for. EPT Pregnancy tests? Negative, which is good. I think. Except whenever they do this on sitcoms, the character screams in anguish because he thinks it's bad, which it's not.

The players are:
Adam
Deb
Malfouka
Mango
Monogodo
Otto
WebKittyn (mafia, lynched day 1, epitaph: Party at Isaiah's house.)

Day 2 begins.

WK, if you have a preferred epitaph, now's the time.

[malfouka]

malfouka, on Oct 10 2007, 03:11 AM, said:

...think i've got the remaining mafia tagged and it's NOT Otto. ...

okay boys, let's wrap this thing up. as it turns out, i was correct about the remaining mafia member. so....

Vote to Lynch: Deb

Tally:
Deb - 1

Edited by malfouka, 15 October 2007 - 05:18 AM.

[mango]

In malfouka we trust.

Vote to Lynch: Deb

Tally:
Deb - 2

[Adam]

Vote to lynch Deb

Current tally:

Deb - 2

[Deb]

Oh what the fuck I'm not any baby's daddy!!! I don't even have the right equipment and why do I always get pulled into this crap? Just once I'd like to see the end of a freaken game FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T LYNCH ME

Vote to lynch Otto

Me - 2
Otto - 1

[monogodo]

I'm fairly sure I know why malfouka chose correctly with WK, so I'm going to trust her this round, too.

Vote to lynch Deb

Correct Tally:

Deb - 4
Otto - 1

[Otto von Bizmark]

Why me?

vote to lynch Deb

tally:
Deb - 5
Otto - 1

[Deb]

Well, why me?

No one's given a good enough reason except for "because Mal said so".

Fucking sheep.

[malfouka]

Deb, on Oct 13 2007, 08:07 PM, said:

Well, why me?

No one's given a good enough reason except for "because Mal said so".

Fucking sheep.

even if i wasn't the Cop and did not know for certain, i would still think you are the remaining bad guy....

nevertheless, here are a few reasons why you are guilty:

• i knew WK was guilty and she voted for Mono.
  
• Mono is not guilty because WK voted for him.
  
• Mango switched to WK after i posted my reasoning. Mango therefore was not guilty (as, at that point, it would have been easy to tear down my arguments).
  
• Adam switched from Mono to WK which told me he wasn't guilty (by switching votes, Adam basically turned the tide from Mono to WK).
  
• if Adam, malfouka, Mango, and Mono are not guilty that means either Deb or Otto is.
  
• i didn't believe Otto to be guilty because of something Deb wrote ("I've heard all this before and now I'm confused. I fucking hate this game..."). although she has played this gambit in the past, there really wasn't anything confusing going on---thus making the statement ring entirely suspect.
  
• i didn't believe Otto was guilty because Deb didn't change her vote to WK (yes, Otto didn't either but that is characteristic of him).
  
• i didn't believe Otto was guilty because of the old "anonymous login" thing. there was a middle of the night anon login. it was too late for Jeckles to be around and too late for Otto. who else could it be? yup, Deb. that sealed it.
  
• i investigated Deb. she came up guilty.

besides, because i was telling the truth and correct about WK, i am obviously NOT mafia and if i am not mafia, what would be the purpose of voting to lynch someone who isn't guilty? if Deb had come up "innocent," i would have voted for Otto.

Edited by malfouka, 15 October 2007 - 10:59 PM.

[Deb]

So are you the cop or not?

I get voted when I do change my vote and voted when I don't change my vote. Okay... that makes sense and I can't log in "late at night" YOUR night, because I work during your night, which is my day and I'm not allowed on sites like this.

Have you not noticed my lack of posting? There's a really good reason for that.

Still voting for Otto

Edited by Deb, 16 October 2007 - 12:38 PM.

[malfouka]

where is that damn Dungeon Master? when is this day going to end?