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[Dave]

Monogodo felt a little lonely on the Millennium Falcon. Adam Solo and Mango Calrissian regularly escaped together in the Falcon jacuzzi. Malfouka Kenobi engaged in Ewan McGregor-inspired self-love. Otto-D2 watched droid porn.

"So," Monogodo Skywalker asked, "What do I do now that the only chick in the Star Wars universe is dead?" Then he saw her. She had been quiet when they took off. He had assumed she was just one of Han's random space whores. But she was beautiful in a hard-to-place way..."Wait a sec," Monogodo said, grabbing her arm. "Weren't you killed by the Rancor in Jabba's palace?"

"No guy," said Jeckles Slave Girl. "You have me confused with some other slave girl."

The rest of the passengers gathered around. "I've investigated this thoroughly," beeped Otto-D2. "That's Boba Fett."

"That settles it," said Mango. "Let's jettison the droid."

Ultimately, however, the slave girl would face the wrath of the mob. "Fett, you were so much cooler when we didn't know anything about you," they said. "Attack of the Clones ruined everything." Voooosh, they launched him into the shadow of a nearby planet.

Monogodo's lightsaber hummed. "Hm, I never got to use this thing...who wants cheese?" He pulled out a wheel and began cutting it with his super powered laser sword. And so they ate cheese.


Adam (misfit)
Bacon (misfit-Chewbacca, lynched Day 1, epitaph: "Zombie Chewbacca beats all.")
Chad (killed Day 1, epitaph: "Avenge me, Vince McMahon")
Cheese Man (bounty hunter-Bossk, lynched Day 2, epitaph: "Cheesyness is next to Godliness.")
Deb (killed Day 2, epitaph: "I should have stuck with the scruffy looking nerf-herder.")
Jeckles (bounty hunter-Boba Fett, lynched Day 3, epitaph: "I escaped the Sarlacc for this?")
Malfouka (misfit)
Mango (misfit)
Monogodo (misfit)
Otto (cop)

[malfouka]

whoo-hoo! are we good or what!

[jeckles]

malfouka, on Sep 27 2007, 12:25 PM, said:

whoo-hoo! are we good or what!

More like lucky... you lynched Cheese-Man on a whim and it paid off.

[malfouka]

ya gotta admit though, once we started working together, we kicked ass.

[jeckles]

Yeah.. yeah... yeah.

[monogodo]

Jabba the Hutt, on Sep 25 2007, 09:15 AM, said:

At the monent, I'm hanging tight and hoping that Mono's confusing chart helps to muddy the waters.

I was getting confused by my own chart, so I modified it a bit and it makes a ton more sense to me. Once modified, it fairly clearly pointed to Jeckles as Bounty Hunter.

Edited by monogodo, 27 September 2007 - 04:51 PM.

[Bacony Goodness]

I died. Quickly.

[Adam]

jeckles, on Sep 25 2007, 02:27 PM, said:

More like lucky... you lynched Cheese-Man on a whim and it paid off.

I didn't vote for Cheese-Man on a whim. I voted for monogodo solely because I knew nobody would possibly be quiet most of the game and mention laying low as a possible strategy all while being mafioso. That would be stupid. That pretty much sold me on his innocence. So I voted for him hoping someone would pile on and say something suspicious. Cheese-Man did. I still wish the whole Mango double cross thing had happened though. That would've ruled.

[Chad]

Fuck this game