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[monogodo]

Day 2 ends.

The townspeople gathered in the square for the annual Labor Day Picnic/Lynching. After eating Sausage-on-a-stick (really a bratwurst w/o a bun), fried okra, and chicken fried steak with cream gravy, and washing it down with sweet tea, they got down to business. Four pairs of eyes turned to malfouka. She decided trying to change their minds was a lost cause, and with one last prayer to the Goddess, she calmly accepted her fate. The guys all strung her up and watched her swing. Then they headed over to her cabin to confirm she was a member of the Republic of Texas.

When they kicked down the door, the patchouli aroma was nearly overwhelming. They ransacked her home, looking for any scrap of evidence. On the nightstand next to the bed they found an ornate wooden box. Adam opened it to discover a Hitachi Magic Wand sitting alongside a pair of ben-wah balls in the plush velvet lining. From there they went to the kitchen. They were disturbed by the lack of meat products in the refridgerator. What kind of Texan doesn't eat meat? They had their answer -- she wasn't a member of the Republic of Texas after all. She was one of their own.

Again, they all nervously eyed each other as they went their separate ways for the evening.

The darkness once again brought with it the sound of gunfire, this time accompanied by squishy noises, giggles, and moans of pleasure. Not wanting to risk their own necks, they chose to sleep with one eye open for the rest of the night, and look into it in the morning.

When dawn came, Adam, Bacon & Otto gathered in the Town Square. They all headed over to Mango's place to see what happened to him. Arriving at his bungalow, they happened upon a gruesome scene: Mango lying in his bed, crushed completely flat, but with a smile on his face. There were plus-sized g-strings hanging from the bedpost, and what looked like a picture of Tub Girl as the background of his iPhone.

Day 3 has begun.

Current players:

• Adam
  
• Bacon
  
• Chad - Dead Day 1. (Epitaph: TBD)
  
• Deb - Dead Day 1. (Epitaph: Go fuck yourselves, haters, you were wrong.)
  
• malfouka - Misfit, Lynched Day 2. (Epitaph: TBD)
  
• mango - Dead Day 2. (Epitaph: TBD)
  
• McAwesome - Misfit, Lynched Day 1. (Epitaph: The good die young.)
  
• Otto von Bizmark

Edited by monogodo, 04 September 2007 - 05:16 PM.

[mango]

I am going to haunt you motherfuckers. The doctor screwed up big time.

[Adam]

Ok, so I'm guessing there is one mafioso left? Otherwise the game would be over, right? Which one of you two youngsters is it?

[Adam]

Bacon claims to have voted due to Mal's reluctance to ever provide the proof of innocence she said she had (nice play). Otto gushed about how much sense I was making. Of the two, Bacon's post was more grammatically correct. Christ I'm getting tired of this game.

Vote to lynch Otto

[Bacony Goodness]

I am going to have to vote to lynch Otto because he has been very quiet and I think I know that Adam isn't a mafioso.

[Adam]

Current tally:

Otto - 2
Adam - 0
Bacon - 0

Otto, defend yourself, vote and let's get this shit over with.

[monogodo]

I'll end this day Thursday 9/6 at 9am CT, unless I hear from each of you differently.

Texas Ranger: PM me your investigation.
Doc: PM me with who you wish to protect.
Republic of Texas: Let me know in the Mob forum who you want to whack.
1-Shot Vigilantes: PM me who you wish to shoot after the lynching (if you wish to use your shot, if not, do nothing).

[Otto von Bizmark]

Well this sucks... umm... all I can really say is Adam has been talking a whole lot lately and I personally think that he used all those weird and kind of... ok very convincing arguments to get Mal lynched. The thing that really gets me is the fact that when Mal got lynched Adam didn't even utter a small oops, or a sorry guys I convinced you all to lynch a townie or anything. He imediatly started accusing me and Bacon of being mafia.

Bacon, I want to know why you have this magical knowledge that Adam is not mafia.

And by the way, I never gushed about anything.

Vote to lynch Adam

Tally:
Otto - 2
Bacon - 0
Adam - 1

Edited by Otto von Bizmark, 05 September 2007 - 08:42 PM.

[Adam]

I didn't apologize because Mal never came through with all of that proof of innocence she promised. If that had happened maybe I could've been convinced that I was wrong. The reason it seemed like I was doing a lot of talking is because, as always, I was the only one doing ANY talking. What other theory would you have wished me to follow? I'd feel bad if maybe everyone else had put forth some good theories that I ignored in favor of my own. But that didn't happen and Mal did a half assed job defending herself. I can't feel bad about that.

The reason I now think the mafioso is you or Bacon is pretty simple...there are only three of us left and it's not me. That leaves you two.

[Otto von Bizmark]

You telling me that your not the mafia is like telling the teacher you didn't cheat on a test. DUHHHH!!!! Thats what you will always say so why do you expect me to beleive you and not bacon?

[Adam]

Otto von Bizmark, on Sep 3 2007, 07:30 PM, said:

You telling me that your not the mafia is like telling the teacher you didn't cheat on a test. DUHHHH!!!! Thats what you will always say so why do you expect me to beleive you and not bacon?

First of all, your question makes no sense. Why should you believe me and not Bacon? Believe whoever you want, we both said that I'm not mafia. Second, I really don't give a shit. Like I said on day one, lynch me all you want, I'm not mafia and I couldn't fucking care less who wins.

[monogodo]

It's now 9:45am CT. This day is over.

Voting is hereby Closed.