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[mango]

Day #2 is finished.

Still looking for mafia, the townies set their sights on Shutter. Fat and slow, Shutter was unable to escape the angry mob.

"I sound like a woman! I'm not mafia. Save me Jeckles." He cried.

But jeckles was dead and could not help him. Four nooses later, the Shutter was hanging from a lightpost.

"May the 6 pound 8 ounce baby jesus have mercy on my soul."

The town was so convinced of his guilt, they had temporarily forgotten to search his apartment. Eventually, they got around to it and found 37 empty Krispy Creme donut cases and a shrine to the great General Tso.

"Wait, do all the empty donut boxes mean he was the cop?" a townie asked.

No. He just liked donuts.

The townspeople had lynched one of their own.

Later that night, the Misfitopians were temporarily woken by the sounds of machine gun fire and a faint clang that sounded like a dungeon door closing.

It can be dangerous at night, so the Misfitopians waited until daybreak to check things out.

Morning came, and the Misfits were horrified to see the baron Otto von Bismark's automobile stopped at the toll booth, riddled with gunfire.

"Where is Otto?" misfit X asked.

They looked on the other side of the car to find him slumped over, dead.

"I didn't even know we had a tollbooth."

The misfits took a quick headcount, and realized that everyone else was present and accounted for. The dungeon sounds must've been meant for some other town.

1. Adam
2. Bacon
3. Chad
4. Deb
5. Jeckles - Illuminati, Lynched day 1. (Epitaph: I told you I wasn't mafia)
6. Malfouka
7. McAwesome
8. Meathe
9. Monogodo
10. Otto Von Bismark - dead, day 2 (Epitaph: TBD)
11. Shutter - Misfit, lynched day 2 (Epitaph: "Fuck you I was just a Fat Guy that ate his feelings")
12. WebKittyn

[Optimus Prime]

Shutter notwithstanding, does Adam always have to be right?

Once more...with feeling...

vote to lynch: Meathe

Meathe 1

[mango]

Shutter would like the following epitaph:

"Fuck you I was just a Fat Guy that ate his feelings"

[Optimus Prime]

Optimus Prime, on Aug 15 2007, 10:58 AM, said:

Shutter notwithstanding, does Adam always have to be right?

That's what you get for changing your vote, and I'm gonna be super pissed if you turn out to be mafia.

[Deb]

Dear mafia people


Could you whack me next please?

Thanks in advance,


Deb

PS: Sorry, Shutter


Vote to lynch: Meathe


Meathe 2

[Meathe]

Optimus Prime, on Aug 15 2007, 10:58 AM, said:

Shutter notwithstanding, does Adam always have to be right?
Once more...with feeling...

Adam said:

I'll help...I would MUCH rather be lynching you right now because I suspect (even more than Meathe) that you are mafioso. You complain too much and explain shit WAY too much for just being a regular townie who is at little to no risk of being lynched. You jumping to Meathe's defense with your comment about Dave yesterday was particularly telling. So...

Right. I think we're all, to some extent, making logical guesses with what little we have to hand.

Optimus is, for some reason, thinks I should be lynched becuase I voted 24 hours early for Monogodo, then tried to rally everyone to get me lynched, effectively trying to get in two hits in a round (which, unfortunately, did happen with Shutter). Adam thought that Shutter was mafia because of his defense of me with a comment about Dave. Either Adam is in the Mafia and is just tossing around names of people who aren't, or Shutter just managed to register on the suspectometer because this is Shutter's first game and Adam isn't familiar with his playing style. I think it is most likely the latter and Adam is probably ok.

Now Shutter is gone (sorry, Shutter), we're another townie down. Shutter obviously also thought Dave was dirty. I would propose that Dave and Mono are Mafia. I thought Mono was mafia from the start, and Dave is trying not to waste a hit on someone he can get lynched.

Vote to Lynch Optimus

Meathe 2
Optimus 1

[Bacony Goodness]

I don't really know who to vote but I know that Chad is usually on but he is never on the mafia game unless he has to be on it. He votes and then lays low.

I vote to lynch Chad

Meathe-2
Optimus Dave-1
Chad-1

[Adam]

Jesus christ, the one time people actually listen, I'm wrong. Shutter, next time shut the hell up a little bit, will ya?

Vote to lynch Mono

Current tally:

Meathe 2
Optimus 1
Monogodo 1

[mango]

Current Tally is technically

Meathe 2
Optimus McAwesome 1
Monogodo 1
Chad McBatman 1

[Adam]

Sorry, looks like we posted at the exact same time. I missed Bacon's vote.

[malfouka]

i still believe Mr. Meathe to be guilty. maybe he's not Mafia (though all signs point to "yes") but perhaps Illuminati... either way, he's still a bad guy.

Vote to Lynch: Meathe

Meathe 3
Optimus McAwesome 1
Monogodo 1
Chad McBatman 1

Edited by malfouka, 15 August 2007 - 11:37 PM.

[Meathe]

Changing my vote to Monogodo. Prime though McAwesome is, I'm still thinking both are mafia.

Meathe 3
Optimus McAwesome 0
Monogodo 2
Chad McBatman 1

Sorry, Malfouka, I don't know what to do that might convince you otherwise, unless being hung counts.

[WebKittyn]

I'm going with Meathe again. I can't shake that wonky feeling.

Vote to lynch Meathe!

Current Tally:

Meathe 4
Optimus McAwesome 0
Monogodo 2
Chad McBatman 1

[mango]

Are you guys almost done? Barring any sort of discussion Meathe appears to be done for.

2 votes left. mono and chad, and mono sure as hell won't lynch himself.

get protection, hit and investigation orders in pronto, or tell me if your vote is still undecided so i can give you more time.

Edited by mango, 16 August 2007 - 02:32 AM.

[Meathe]

mango, on Aug 15 2007, 10:18 PM, said:

Are you guys almost done? Barring any sort of discussion Meathe appears to be done for.

2 votes left. mono and chad, and mono sure as hell won't lynch himself.

get protection, hit and investigation orders in pronto, or tell me if your vote is still undecided so i can give you more time.

If the mob would be so kind as to slip me a martini before the noose, I would be most appreciative.

[monogodo]

Vote to lynch: Dave McOptimus

Current Tally:

Meathe 4
Dave McOptimus 1
Monogodo 2
Chad McBatman 1

[Meathe]

monogodo, on Aug 15 2007, 10:39 PM, said:

Vote to lynch: Dave McOptimus

Current Tally:

Meathe 4
Dave McOptimus 1
Monogodo 2
Chad McBatman 1

That was quite unexpected.

All eyes on Dave after I get lynched. Thanks.

[Batman]

Meathe has changed his mind too many times.

Vote to lynch Meathe

Current Tally:

Meathe 5
Dave McOptimus 1
Monogodo 2
Chad McBatman 1

[Meathe]

Batman, on Aug 15 2007, 10:51 PM, said:

Meathe has changed his mind too many times.

Vote to lynch Meathe

Current Tally:

Meathe 5
Dave McOptimus 1
Monogodo 2
Chad McBatman 1

Actually, I said Mono. And Dave.

That's been it.

(edit)

And the martini request still stands. Thank you.

Edited by Meathe, 16 August 2007 - 03:01 AM.

[Batman]

Meathe, on Aug 15 2007, 11:00 PM, said:

Actually, I said Mono. And Dave.

That's been it.

Actually my Asian eating friend, yesterday you switched your vote from monogodo to Shutter. You said it was in the interest of self preservation but even if you had tied Shutter was still going to swing. So you didn't need to switch your vote.

Edited by Batman, 16 August 2007 - 04:29 AM.