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[Bacony Goodness]

How come all the emo music sounds the same over and over? How come Hot Topic calls themselves punk, but their is nothing punk about them? Oh, and whatever happened to the blog thunderdrome?

Edited by Bacony Goodness, 10 July 2007 - 10:59 PM.

[Deb]

What on earth made you think I hadn't seen Golden Girls? We get almost all of your shit over here, and occasionally we get the good stuff too.

What ever happened to Designing Women>?

[Deb]

Why is my job so boring?

[Chad]

My face feels funny ...

[jeckles]

Chad, on Jul 12 2007, 03:08 AM, said:

My face feels funny ...

Is that a question?

[Bacony Goodness]

When did you realize you were destined to McAwesomy greatness, as in hosting this forum and website?

[Dave]

Bacony Goodness, on Jul 9 2007, 09:12 PM, said:

Rusty Chainsaw (he lives in Arkansas, go figure), Kianga Kelly (local newsperson, the name has a rythm), and faten awde (my mom taught this girl when she taught high school.)

People need to work on funnier names. Why isn't there anyone Lumpy Trousers?

Chad, on Jul 10 2007, 01:10 AM, said:

Where can I sell my internal organs to make a quick buck?

China.

Chad, on Jul 10 2007, 02:20 AM, said:

How do I get you alone?

A little candlelight. A little red wine. I'm easy.

Bacony Goodness, on Jul 10 2007, 11:21 AM, said:

Are you asking how to get McAwesome alone? That's strange.

Nah, it's perfectly expected.

Ottobizmo, on Jul 10 2007, 06:16 PM, said:

I wonder how much people would pay for my spleen?

I would pay two or three bucks. If you're under 14, I'll pony up a little more. You know what the good Dr. Thompson said about adrenochrome, yes?

[Dave]

Bacony Goodness, on Jul 10 2007, 06:51 PM, said:

How come all the emo music sounds the same over and over? How come Hot Topic calls themselves punk, but their is nothing punk about them? Oh, and whatever happened to the blog thunderdrome?

1. That's what defines emo. They're so distraught and sensitive that they can't write original material.
2. Hot Topic is poser central. There's always a mainstream element co-opting alternative tastes to make a buck. That's why it's so important to make intelligent buying decisions.
3. I have to recode all the pages and do some redesigning and change the submission form to direct people to this forum. The submission form I have now is inundating me with real and spammy submissions. I have been unable to sift through them. Unfortunately, I think directing people to this forum to have them sign up may significantly taper the submission rate.

Deb, on Jul 11 2007, 02:51 AM, said:

What on earth made you think I hadn't seen Golden Girls? We get almost all of your shit over here, and occasionally we get the good stuff too.

What ever happened to Designing Women>?

1. Thank you for being a friend.
2. Delta ate them all.

Deb, on Jul 12 2007, 02:19 AM, said:

Why is my job so boring?

It lacks ninjas.

Chad, on Jul 12 2007, 03:08 AM, said:

My face feels funny ...

Liquid novacaine is cool, eh?

jeckles, on Jul 12 2007, 01:27 PM, said:

Is that a question?

No.

Bacony Goodness, on Jul 12 2007, 03:48 PM, said:

When did you realize you were destined to McAwesomy greatness, as in hosting this forum and website?

That's kind of you to say, but there is nothing great about my sites. If I could make a living at it (unlikely), then yes, that'd be all sorts of great. I think people who start blogs or sites or anything for the goal of being great or famous are fucking losers.

The forum, on the other hand, is less a reflection of me than the people who post here. My only real responsibility is keeping out spam and handling the technical side of the software updates (which is not such a good role for me).

[Adam]

Dear Dave,

About a week ago, my girlfriend cajoled me into starting a MySpace page. My first order of business (after adding people I actually know, several rocking bands and the lovely Rissah) was to seek out the mighty McAwesome and make him my friend. So far, I have been utterly ignored and cold shouldered. OMG!!! WTF!!!

[Chad]

Why is Youtube such an asshole?

[Chad]

Why for love of all that is holy and good can't I ever make up my fucking mind for more than a day?

[Deb]

Is it wrong to still like watching Breakdance 2 Electric Boogaloo?

[malfouka]

what day is it? Sunday or Monday?

[Bacony Goodness]

What is you're middle name? Why isn't the McAwesome clan the leaders of Scotland? Is it strange that I should have a man crush on Bono? Bono of all people!!!!

Edited by Bacony Goodness, 15 July 2007 - 10:33 PM.

[Chad]

Bacony Goodness, on Jul 15 2007, 06:32 PM, said:

Is it strange that I should have a man crush on Bono?

[Dave]

Adam, on Jul 15 2007, 02:39 AM, said:

About a week ago, my girlfriend cajoled me into starting a MySpace page. My first order of business (after adding people I actually know, several rocking bands and the lovely Rissah) was to seek out the mighty McAwesome and make him my friend. So far, I have been utterly ignored and cold shouldered. OMG!!! WTF!!!

Gotcha covered, homey. Now let's go out and virtually hit on 18-year-olds. Woot!

Chad, on Jul 15 2007, 02:50 AM, said:

Why is Youtube such an asshole?

Because they own nothing but a mediocre Web application that was implemented by better sites years ago. F those guys.

Chad, on Jul 15 2007, 02:54 AM, said:

Why for love of all that is holy and good can't I ever make up my fucking mind for more than a day?

How many of your Web sites did you delete this time?

Deb, on Jul 15 2007, 09:58 AM, said:

Is it wrong to still like watching Breakdance 2 Electric Boogaloo?

Yes. Duhr.

malfouka, on Jul 15 2007, 10:40 AM, said:

what day is it? Sunday or Monday?

Monday for me. Still Sunday for you. Quit livin' in the past, man.

Bacony Goodness, on Jul 15 2007, 06:32 PM, said:

What is you're middle name? Why isn't the McAwesome clan the leaders of Scotland? Is it strange that I should have a man crush on Bono? Bono of all people!!!!

1. I listed like 10 of them before I changed my bio on the site.
2. That is a long and tragic story that I will eventually detail on Dave McAwesome dot com.
3. Until recently, I thought he was gay. Turns out he's married to a woman he dated before U2 broke the MC5's Guinness World's Record for "best band with the shortest name."

[malfouka]

Dear Mr. Smarty-Pants,

why am i currently enjoying MC Hammer's Can't Touch This? and what the hell is "Hammer time"?

Gigantic-circus-pant-edly yours,
mal-funky-fouka

[Chad]

malfouka, on Jul 16 2007, 03:59 AM, said:

Gigantic-circus-pant-edly yours,

WOW!

[malfouka]

Chad, on Jul 14 2007, 07:06 AM, said:

WOW!

ya like that baby?

[Deb]

I was just reading over the requirements etc for McU and wondered how that was going.