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[mango]

I dropped my iPhone yesterday and cracked the screen.

Does this make you happy?

[Chad]

You get a new one for free right?

[mango]

No. That kind of "gross negligance" isn't covered under warranty.

[Chad]

mango, on Jul 6 2007, 03:48 PM, said:

No. That kind of "gross negligance" isn't covered under warranty.

Jeebus. Sorry man, that sucks.

[monogodo]

mango, on Jul 6 2007, 01:58 PM, said:

I dropped my iPhone yesterday and cracked the screen.

Does this make you happy?

I dropped my Sony Ericsson W810i on the concrete floor this afternoon, and the only thing that happened was that I had to power it off, remove the SIM chip, replace the SIM chip, and power it back on. No damage done, it works great.

So Dave, how come Apple can't produce a phone as durable as my Sony Ericsson W810i, or as durable as every Nokia phone I've ever seen?

Edited by monogodo, 06 July 2007 - 10:47 PM.

[Deb]

My mother doesn't cuss. So why is it that she now says "suffering assholes..." when things go wrong?

And why do I find that so amusing?

[mango]

According to my xbox I am a Guitar Hero.

May I be recognized as such on this forum?

Edited by mango, 07 July 2007 - 12:08 AM.

[Bacony Goodness]

Why do you're feet and hands get all wrinkly when you stay in water for too long? Also why are some people's names just so terribly weird and funny?

[Otto von Bizmark]

i think theres some scieentific explination to that but i cant remember it at the moment

[Chad]

McAwesome will know

[malfouka]

i know the physiological reason behind prune-skin, but The Head Idiot will undoubtedly have a much more amusing answer.

[Dave]

Bacony Goodness, on Jul 6 2007, 01:54 PM, said:

Why do I have to move again for the fourth time in five years?

Professional movers need to eat too, ya know.

monogodo, on Jul 6 2007, 02:47 PM, said:

Dave,

Can Louie and Joe Don survive the onslaught of pressure & work brought about by Azmyth, Ben & Jay on Pirate Master?

Real pirates would've shot somebody by now.

[Dave]

mango, on Jul 6 2007, 02:58 PM, said:

I dropped my iPhone yesterday and cracked the screen.

Does this make you happy?

Very.

monogodo, on Jul 6 2007, 06:47 PM, said:

how come Apple can't produce a phone as durable as my Sony Ericsson W810i, or as durable as every Nokia phone I've ever seen?

In truth, Apple is run by Bono from U2. He knows nothing about providing durable yet affordable consumer electronics.

Deb, on Jul 6 2007, 07:56 PM, said:

My mother doesn't cuss. So why is it that she now says "suffering assholes..." when things go wrong?

And why do I find that so amusing?

1. Stroke victims often lose that inner censor that controls what they say. I learned that on Golden Girls. (TV show with Bea Arthur...you're probably not laughing because you likely never saw this show in Oz. It's a shame, because without that reference, you probably think I called your mom a stroke victim out of malice.)
2. Stroke victims are hilarious (I also learned that on Golden Girls. What the hell was I doing watching Golden Girls?)

mango, on Jul 6 2007, 08:08 PM, said:

According to my xbox I am a Guitar Hero.

May I be recognized as such on this forum?

Sure. All hail the air Guitar Hero. Now you know as much about the instrument as Noel Gallagher.

Bacony Goodness, on Jul 7 2007, 09:37 PM, said:

Why do you're feet and hands get all wrinkly when you stay in water for too long? Also why are some people's names just so terribly weird and funny?

1. Neptune, god of the sea and water, sucks out your precious bodily fluids. Drink tabasco before long showers. It's a good way to fuck with Neptune.
2. I'm going to be lazy about this question. Can you give me some examples first?

[Bacony Goodness]

Rusty Chainsaw (he lives in Arkansas, go figure), Kianga Kelly (local newsperson, the name has a rythm), and faten awde (my mom taught this girl when she taught high school.)

[Chad]

Where can I sell my internal organs to make a quick buck?

[malfouka]

Chad, on Jul 8 2007, 03:10 AM, said:

Where can I sell my internal organs to make a quick buck?

good goddess, i was thinking the same thing yesterday...

Edited by malfouka, 10 July 2007 - 06:30 AM.

[Chad]

malfouka, on Jul 10 2007, 02:04 AM, said:

god goddess, i was thinking the same thing yesterday...

It's amazing isn't it?

[Chad]

How do I get you alone?

[Bacony Goodness]

Are you asking how to get McAwesome alone? That's strange.

[Otto von Bizmark]

I wonder how much people would pay for my spleen?