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[Chad]

McAwesome,


Earth or fire? Which is more important to you?

(continued from the original thread)

[Dave]

earth is where I keep all my stuff. I tried keeping it in fire, but it burned.

[jeckles]

What is Deja Vu?

[Dave]

jeckles, on Jul 2 2007, 12:18 AM, said:

What is Deja Vu?

Didn't you just ask me this?

[jeckles]

What is Deja Vu?

[Deb]

What the fuck is up with "the" Chad closing all the threads?

[monogodo]

Why is it that whenever I read about a heinous crime in either Madison, WI or Atlanta, GA, I check to see if it's one of my brothers who has committed the crime?

[Chad]

Deb, on Jul 2 2007, 07:44 AM, said:

What the fuck is up with "the" Chad closing all the threads?

I know why

[Dave]

jeckles, on Jul 2 2007, 01:11 AM, said:

What is Deja Vu?

Didn't you just ask me this?

[Dave]

Deb, on Jul 2 2007, 07:44 AM, said:

What the fuck is up with "the" Chad closing all the threads?

I had read something about forum maintenance--that threads with more than 3,000 replies started to tax the database (naturally, I can no longer find this article). The upshot is, it recommended closing those threads to keep things running smoothly. I mentioned this to Chad as something to keep an eye out for--that we would eventually have to close and restart a few threads. Chad decided not to wait.

monogodo, on Jul 2 2007, 09:00 AM, said:

Why is it that whenever I read about a heinous crime in either Madison, WI or Atlanta, GA, I check to see if it's one of my brothers who has committed the crime?

Because your sisters are already in jail?

[Chad]

McAwesome I'm going to see the new Transformers movie tonight. But I'm a little bit worried, what if I sit down to watch the movie and when the Autobots arrive I just blow up? Do you think that terrorists hate Transformers?

[monogodo]

Dave, on Jul 2 2007, 10:09 AM, said:

Because your sisters are already in jail?

I have no sisters.

[thegrunter]

McAwesome,
If I have an ear infection, should I go to a (heavy) metal show? If you can get back to me within the next two hours it would be appreciated, if not I would still like to read your answer.
Thanks,
thegrunter

[Bacony Goodness]

Why do not that many people say rat farts when they are angry like me?

[jeckles]

Why am I here?

[Chad]

What is love?

[Deb]

What did BaconyGoodness mean about rat farts?

[Dave]

monogodo, on Jul 2 2007, 01:06 PM, said:

I have no sisters.

Stop trying to confuse the issue with facts.

thegrunter, on Jul 4 2007, 09:11 PM, said:

McAwesome,
If I have an ear infection, should I go to a (heavy) metal show? If you can get back to me within the next two hours it would be appreciated, if not I would still like to read your answer.
Thanks,
thegrunter

Get some ear plugs. Buy some liquid latex and fake blood. Cover the ear plugs with fake blood. Put liquid latex over it. Paint with flesh color. In the middle of the show, scream very loudly and pull off the liquid latex. Hold up the bloody mess and run screaming through the venue.

That's metal.

Bacony Goodness, on Jul 4 2007, 10:21 PM, said:

Why do not that many people say rat farts when they are angry like me?

I'm surprised too, given that every American male is required to memorize Caddyshack.

jeckles, on Jul 4 2007, 10:26 PM, said:

Why am I here?

For the free buffet.

Chad, on Jul 4 2007, 11:32 PM, said:

What is love?

The opposite of how I feel about tuna salad. Try this next time you feel intimate, "baby, the way i feel about you is the opposite of how McAwesome feels about tuna salad." She'll turn to putty in your arms, guaranteed.

Deb, on Jul 5 2007, 03:24 AM, said:

What did BaconyGoodness mean about rat farts?

Caddyshack. A female will have great difficulty understanding a good 28% of what men say without seeing that movie.

[Bacony Goodness]

Why do I have to move again for the fourth time in five years?

[monogodo]

Dave,

Can Louie and Joe Don survive the onslaught of pressure & work brought about by Azmyth, Ben & Jay on Pirate Master?