Attached: The 1985 Breakfast Cereal Preservation Act. All cereals must revert to their recipes as they were on or about 1985.
authors: McAwesome, Adam, riss
The California Wine Superiority Act. California wines are to be henceforth declared as superior to all other wines produced outside and distinct from California. All imports save those from the Bordeaux region of France must bear the "grape juice byproduct" label and may not say "wine" anywhere on the bottle or case. Furthermore, any and all White Zinfindel is prohibited from carrying the "wine" label.
Attached: The Wine Anti-Silliness Referendum. Sophomoric wine names and mascots must cease. Vampire Cabernet is excepted. This act calls for the creation of a Wine Anti-Silliness Committee to arbitrate such matters.
Attached: Fire PBS wine expert.
Attached: Thunderbird and Nighttrain and other fortified wines are exempt from these restrictions.
Edited by Dave, 18 May 2007 - 12:46 AM.
added author names