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Posted 24 February 2010 - 01:50 AM
The Chad will be all over this.
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 03:31 AM
Penny the Penguin needs to go home to her family, so she decides to work her way home by becoming a waitress.
Dazzled by the amazing amount of money that she earns in her first few days, she then goes on a shopping spree in a bid to keep up with the customers and the high demand for her services. Faster skates, better chairs, higher quality televisions!
Penny does so well, so quickly that Penny finally scores a great gig on a boat that just happens to be sailing past her family's home. Penny then turns to ice. Her habit spirals out of control to the point where she HAS to earn at least $400 a day to support her habit and only ends up banking a couple of grand after 31 days.
Penny still hasn't made it home and as she runs around after angry customers, serving them the same old slop day after day, our jaded Penny wonders if it wouldn't have been a bad idea to go into Penguin Prostitution, because her feet are killing her and if she was phucking penguins, at least she'd be on her back and resting.
More of Penny's perils, later on...
Dazzled by the amazing amount of money that she earns in her first few days, she then goes on a shopping spree in a bid to keep up with the customers and the high demand for her services. Faster skates, better chairs, higher quality televisions!
Penny does so well, so quickly that Penny finally scores a great gig on a boat that just happens to be sailing past her family's home. Penny then turns to ice. Her habit spirals out of control to the point where she HAS to earn at least $400 a day to support her habit and only ends up banking a couple of grand after 31 days.
Penny still hasn't made it home and as she runs around after angry customers, serving them the same old slop day after day, our jaded Penny wonders if it wouldn't have been a bad idea to go into Penguin Prostitution, because her feet are killing her and if she was phucking penguins, at least she'd be on her back and resting.
More of Penny's perils, later on...
This packet contains one Deb. May contain traces of nuts, alcohol and artificial sweetener. May also cause psychotic episodes, hallucinations and brain damage. Purchase at your own risk.
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 04:12 AM
I got to day 13, had all the upgrades, then stopped because it started to feel like work.
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 11:54 PM
I'm up to day 33 and I thought "w00t I'll be a high scorer before WK" but then I saw that it's WORLD high scores and I'm just not that dedicated.
Edited by Deb, 26 February 2010 - 11:54 PM.
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