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[jeckles]

Yemen ceasefire 'not respected' by Kent Brockman

What the fuck does he want.. it's a process. Peace doesn't happen over night.

[monogodo]

Three Afghans held over US 'plot' by Kent Brockman
So Kent plots, and Afghans get held.

Ex-aide says Edwards fathered mistress' child by Kent Brockman
So it was a 3-way?

[Deb]

Obama: First family to follow rules on flu vaccine by Kent Brockman
Kent Brockman-Salk

[jeckles]

Obama to give maiden UN address by Kent Brockman

Why is Obama addressing Maidens?
Why did he get Brockman to write it?

Something about all of this is fishy.

[Dave]

Trial HIV vaccine cuts infection by Kent Brockman

At last, the Brockman vaccine.

[Deb]

Dave, on 24 September 2009 - 11:43 AM, said:

Trial HIV vaccine cuts infection by Kent Brockman

At last, the Brockman vaccine.

God I've been waiting years for this vaccine.

The itching and swelling has been killing me

[jeckles]

Bill Clinton speaks of vast, right-wing conspiracy by Kent Brockman.

I knew it! I just fucking knew it.

[Dave]

Iran tests longest-range missiles by Kent Brockman
Unnecessary. Kent Brockman personally guarantees all his products.

[monogodo]

'Dozens killed' at Guinea protest by Kent Brockman
Don't be protesting Guinea, Kent Brockman don't take that shit.

Obama to make in-person pitch for 2016 Olympics by Kent Brockman
He's also an athlete.

People playing the odds on health care over costs by Kent Brockman
He gambles with our health care funds.

US officials: Digging, clues revealed Iranian site by Kent Brockman
Yet he still has the time to visit Iran & hunt for stuff.

[Deb]

Dave, you need to set up a What Kent Brockman Does in His Spare Time site.

[Dave]

Deb, on 30 September 2009 - 04:08 PM, said:

Dave, you need to set up a What Kent Brockman Does in His Spare Time site.

I think you're already reading it.

[Dave]

Ex-Interpol chief denies corruption by Kent Brockman

Kent is innocent. Innocent, I tells ya!

[monogodo]

Somalia minister held in Uganda by Kent Brockman
Why's he holding him?

Obama aware of Afghan differences by Kent Brockman
Are we talking about Afghan people, Afghan dogs, or Afghan rugs?

[monogodo]

In chronological order:

Court hears arguments about cross on park land by Kent Brockman
Kent Brockman, Attorney At Law

EPA to review health risk from popular weed killer by Kent Brockman
Kent Brockman, Manufacturer of potentially harmful herbicides

Statue of Helen Keller to be installed in Capitol by Kent Brockman
Kent Brockman, honoring blind deaf mute socialists in his spare time

Berlusconi immunity law overruled by Kent Brockman
Kent Brockman, Judge

When does he find the time to report the news?

[monogodo]

Gov't: Over 60 percent of kids exposed to violence by Kent Brockman
Big surprise. Just looking through this thread we can see how much he's killed and maimed in this world.

[monogodo]

Pakistan shaken by fresh attacks by Kent Brockman
He's a bad muthaf--
Shut yo mouth!
I'm just talking 'bout Kent!
We can dig it!

[Dave]

Iranian commanders assassinated by Kent Brockman

The Kent. Cold. Efficient. Brutal. Autumn assassination special. All hits 20% off. Order now.

[Deb]

Dave, on 18 October 2009 - 01:40 PM, said:

Iranian commanders assassinated by Kent Brockman

The Kent. Cold. Efficient. Brutal. Autumn assassination special. All hits 20% off. Order now.

This is probably the most controversial thing he's done.

[monogodo]

Clashes at BBC HQ before broadcast by Kent Brockman
He's even controversial when broadcasting in England.

[monogodo]

Obama's fury at Baghdad bloodbath by Kent Brockman
Uh oh. Kent's done gone pissed Obama off.