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[Dave]

We rejoin our alchemical camping trip. The alchemists, sorcerers, magicians, wizards, conjurers, shamen and shawomen gathered around a pile of kindling and wondered why the fuck no one knew how to start a damn fire. "Somewhere, Les Stroud is shaking his head," Chad said. "Ahrghm," Dave cleared his throat. "Can we get to the lynching already?" He pointed to a sign Monogodo has posted on a tree: "396 days without a lynching."

With little else to do, they strung up Meathe. Dave gleefully erased '396' and scrawled a giant '0.' As he did, he stepped on a tree branch which split up and cut his ankle. It turns out that none of the magicians could start a fire because none of them knew a spell for water. Without water to clean the wound, this little cut got infected and Dave developed gangrene. Now, nobody knew any anti-gangrene spells either (rotten bunch o' wizards these are), so Dave slowly died. Slowly. Really slowly. Like, "holy crap, when are we gonna start Day 3" slowly. In fact, it took so long, Dave jabbed himself repeatedly with the branch to encourage more bacterial decay and speed up the process. And so he died.

Strange thing happened. The funny hats, the robes, the bubbling cauldrons and alchemical potions vanished. The gang found themselves back in the quaint little murderous town of Misfitopia. "It was all a shamfoozle!" WebKittyn shouted. Freshly shamfoozled, the townies went to bed thinking the whole business was finally over.

During the night, they heard gunfire. They rushed outside to find Monogodo shot dead on his porch. "Oh man, the mafia is back," several cried. Fire up the gallows people, you've got work to do.

Day 3 begins. Did I mention Meathe is mafia? Meathe is mafia. Day 3 begins.

Ahriman
Bacony Goodness
Chad
Malfouka
McAwesome - accidental suicide - Night 2 - epitaph: "Can I at least tell you who I was going to vote for on Day 3? Please? Please?!?"
Meathe - mafia - lynched Day 2 - epitaph: TBD
Monogodo - killed Night 2 - epitaph: TBD
Navarre - killed Night 1 - epitaph: "I make death look good."
Treeman
Webkittyn

[WebKittyn]

I'm sticking with Ahriman. Just feels right to me.

Vote to lynch Ahriman

Current Votes:

Ahriman - 1
Bacony Goodness
Chad
Malfouka
Treeman
Webkittyn

[Chad]

Things have been hectic in this game, so until another day or two unfolds I'll go with WK

Vote to Lynch Ahriman

Current Votes:

Ahriman - 2
Bacony Goodness
Chad
Malfouka
Treeman
Webkittyn

[Treeman]

Fire up the skillet, Its time for Bacon

Ahriman - 2
Bacony Goodness - 1
Chad
Malfouka
Treeman
Webkittyn

[Bacony Goodness]

Vote to lynch Ahriman

Ahriman - 3
Bacony Goodness - 1
Chad
Malfouka
Treeman
Webkittyn

[malfouka]

Ahriman did not vote for Meathe. Why? Meathe seemed guilty as hell.

Vote to Lynch: Ahriman

Current Tally:
Ahriman - 4
Bacony Goodness - 1
Chad
Malfouka
Treeman
Webkittyn

[Dave]

Unless unvotes start chiming in like mad, let's end this 8pm est. Get hits/investigations/protections/etc in by then.

[Meathe]

Last words:

No, that's not the way you tie a tie... Start with one end longer than the other, the long one to the left. Well, that's quite long. Cross them over and bring the longer one though the loop. Then bring it down, around behind and up to the right. Put it down through the loop and across the front. Pass it back up through the middle, then slip it through the loop at the front.

Oh, look, that's not right at all. Let me do it.

If I'm to be hanged, it'll damn well be in a Windsor knot.