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[WebKittyn]

I actually wasn't sure if I should put this in Mango Radio or here so it's here. I want people listening tonight to be able to follow along with the song so I'm going to direct the listeners here. Yes, I will break out the song on tonight's special 30th show.

Here it is, my song. Forgive the production quality, I can't figure out how to make it sound better.

It's shitty. I wrote the words.

88 Lines About 11 Shitty Bloggers

Jeckles is the King of shit, this task he gave we're stuck with it
YummY took off all her clothes, flipped the bird and struck the pose
Deb put on many clothes, in the aussie heat - hey that fucken blows
Keith C wore his red shirt, and he was the first to go

Mmmmmm, Shitty Blog Sur-vi-vor. Mmmmm, on Man-go Ra-di-ooo

Kittyn is a bribing whore, have a domain - here have some more!
Monty rocked 18 comments, she won the first week's comment war
Rilah, pregnant, stripped down raw - let it all out, sat on the floor
Gus Greeper is her pal, posed with her, the guys cried MORE

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Jaden didn't give a bribe, she kept too quiet, made no noise
Rose got in a bunch of shit, it all cleared up - we did rejoice
Katkat went the football route, quite the very clever choice
Lord Doom was the ladies pick, red hot buns and oh, that voice!

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Defiant showed us all his dick, said 'anal sex is where it's at'
Jen T put on all her pink, a satin robe and bra at that
Lord Doom wore too many clothes while Jeckles commanded him to 'SCAT'
Utopia who loves to curse, said 'vote for me as I'm a twat'

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WebKittyn plays with weapons, sucks on Jeckles in the sun
Katkat had the right idea, filled all the coconuts with rum
Gus Greeper then tried to quit , don't quit Gus - have some fun
YummY got two votes one week, we never figured out the scum

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Now, Monty had a thing for Mango, homo she did call him out
Bunny bailed while on vacation, 'Here I come Keith" she did shout
Rilah got the extra rice grains, pregnancy gave her some clout
And Jeckles didn't care at all, he left us all to fight it out

Uh-huh. Fuck you Jeckles
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Jeckles ditched one week's bad task, he has a heart, it is true!
Utopia, she writes haiku, often ends with a big fuck you
Rose she's been too quiet lately, someone needs to stir the poo
Defiant does all the hard work, Cris has other things to do

Uh-huh. Fuck you Cris
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Jeckles is a lazy fucker, sought out help in judging this
Rissah from the tuesday show, her bizarre ideas can never miss
Dave McAwesome, bless us all - guide us through all this crazy shit
Malfouka merely laughed at us, she isn't having any of it

Nuh-uh. Not MalFOUka
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WebKittyn is the stoner blog whore, spent too much time on this song
Defiant's hardcore, has no shame - go look again, there's his dong!
Utopia, the pirate cunt hates us all, why's she still here?
Jen T cutely says 'that's me' then goes off looking for a beer.
YummY is much loved by all, I'll bet she wins this blasted game
Katkat is a nice gal, hope she makes it through this sane
Rose just does not want the shit, she is here to stay
Monty has a lot of friends, much support goes her way
Deb enjoys the island men, reads their cards to pass the day
Rilah stays clear of the shit unless she has some words to say
Greeper there's no backing out, no one gets to take a pass
Jeckles, you gave this task, now that it's done - KISS MY ASS

Mmmmmm, Shitty Blog Sur-vi-vor. Mmmmm, on Man-go Ra-di-ooo
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Eighty-eight lines about 11 shitty bloggers

[Katkat]

can't wait to hear it

[jeckles]

WebKittyn, on May 15 2006, 07:11 PM, said:

I actually wasn't sure if I should put this in Mango Radio or here so it's here. I want people listening tonight to be able to follow along with the song so I'm going to direct the listeners here. Yes, I will break out the song on tonight's special 30th show.

Here it is, my song. Forgive the production quality, I can't figure out how to make it sound better.

It's shitty. I wrote the words.

88 Lines About 11 Shitty Bloggers


And Jeckles didn't care at all, he left us all to fight it out

Uh-huh. Fuck you Jeckles
Mmmmmm, Shitty Blog Sur-vi-vor. Mmmmm, on Man-go Ra-di-ooo

...

Jeckles, you gave this task, now that it's done - KISS MY ASS

Mmmmmm, Shitty Blog Sur-vi-vor. Mmmmm, on Man-go Ra-di-ooo
Mmmmmm, Shitty Blog Sur-vi-vor. Mmmmm, on Man-go Ra-di-ooo

Eighty-eight lines about 11 shitty bloggers

I love this song.

[WebKittyn]

jeckles, on May 15 2006, 10:47 PM, said:

I love this song.

Thank you, it was much more unnerving hearing it playedt than I expected it would be.

[Cris]

I resent the line about me. All Defiant had to do was show is cock. Who orchestrated a strategy that shut down the contest for a week. Now that was hard work.

[jeckles]

Cris, on May 16 2006, 12:45 AM, said:

I resent the line about me. All Defiant had to do was show is cock. Who orchestrated a strategy that shut down the contest for a week. Now that was hard work.

She called me the King of Shit and a lazy fucker...


And it's my contest!

[malfouka]

WK~
i made the Grunt listen and we were both IMPRESSED. brilliant.

[Cris]

jeckles, on May 16 2006, 12:47 AM, said:

She called me the King of Shit and a lazy fucker...
And it's my contest!

Yeah but that's all true.

[WebKittyn]

malfouka, on May 16 2006, 12:48 AM, said:

WK~
i made the Grunt listen and we were both IMPRESSED. brilliant.

Thank you, my fragile psyche needed that.

It's all supposed to be in fun, fun-poking is ok.

[Darkstar]

Not for nothing, but it wasn't exactly easy babbling all that. The last verse alone nearly made me go mad.

[Cris]

I thought you were already mad.

Edited by Cris, 16 May 2006 - 05:04 AM.

[Jen T.]

Good one, but I don't drink beer.

[Rose]

I love this.

I'm trying to get my $hit together to get in this contest.

Sorry I've been gone. Real life has completely gotten away from me in the last two weeks. I'd explain, but meh.

[jeckles]

Cris, on May 16 2006, 12:49 AM, said:

Yeah but that's all true.

I know...

That's what really hurts.

[WebKittyn]

Jen T., on May 16 2006, 07:12 AM, said:

Good one, but I don't drink beer.

Technicalities, technicalities. We're not really on an island either.

[jeckles]

WebKittyn, on May 16 2006, 09:35 AM, said:

Technicalities, technicalities. We're not really on an island either.

Shut your mouth!

[thegrunter]

I haven't really had time to log on lately, but I was on the phone with Malfouka last night as she was listening to the song. I thought it was really really great. I could hear the kids dancing in the background. It was inspiring! You can do anything! hehe. More songs! More Love!

[WebKittyn]

thegrunter, on May 16 2006, 09:40 AM, said:

I haven't really had time to log on lately, but I was on the phone with Malfouka last night as she was listening to the song. I thought it was really really great. I could hear the kids dancing in the background. It was inspiring! You can do anything! hehe. More songs! More Love!

Grunter, you made my day and it's only 10:10. Thank you!

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[jeckles]

WebKittyn, on May 16 2006, 10:10 AM, said:

Grunter, you made my day and it's only 10:10. Thank you!

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

You're just easy.

[WebKittyn]

jeckles, on May 16 2006, 10:45 AM, said:

You're just easy.

I am, I'm easy.

Wanna see just exactly how easy?