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[Dave]

16 hits from the search string "oprah minge"

[Deb]

ewwwwwwwwwwww

[FRA]

I'm so gonna google that now.

[YummY!]

My new home hasn't had any interesting search hits. The blogspot one, however, recently got "Hold her down, take panties"

[rilah]

YummY!, on May 3 2006, 04:11 PM, said:

My new home hasn't had any interesting search hits. The blogspot one, however, recently got "Hold her down, take panties"

how on earth do you know the search strings for blogspot??? educate me, yummy!

[YummY!]

rilah, on May 3 2006, 12:16 PM, said:

how on earth do you know the search strings for blogspot??? educate me, yummy!

Just the most used search keywords that take people to my site. (Might not be the same thing a s search string. I'm not sure)

The free counter offered by blogexplosion tells that information.

[Chad]

gostats has a really great hit tracker, I've seen searchs like "got a heater in my truck" that lnks to my blog. I love my hit tracker.

[gusgreeper]

i GOTTA say my best two in a while have been

classy whores of Canada &
fucking with hot sexy

[jeckles]

gusgreeper, on May 3 2006, 06:02 PM, said:

i GOTTA say my best two in a while have been

classy whores of Canada &
fucking with hot sexy

I used to get some fucked up ones on Tattooed Brain.

[riss]

My stat tracker sucks ass but the most recent one string I saw was "tequila porn tartlets."

Those sound good.

[Dave]

rissah, on May 3 2006, 06:15 PM, said:

"tequila porn tartlets."

Those sound good.

With chocolate whore sauce. Yum.

[Bunny]

Dave, on May 3 2006, 06:45 PM, said:

With chocolate whore sauce. Yum.

Chocolate whore sauce....

You'd think with a name like "Bunny's Babblings" that I'd get a lot of odd keywords. I currently have about 5 for "bunny", 1 for "bunny porn", 1 for "do you like horney bunnies", and lastly "wendy the retard's sister". How I got the last one I will never know, but it sure had me a chortling.

[Dave]

I would soooo read a blog called Wendy the Retard's Sister. I would also travel many miles to see a band named that.

[Deb]

I have about three different tracking thingos on my sites but the only one I understand is the one that comes with the BA stat counter.

I've had Grandad licking daughters and all kinds of shit.

Of course, it would help if I stopped talking about weird shit, I guess.

I also get a lot of search hits for the airport prank calls.

[heide137]

Bunny, on May 3 2006, 08:17 PM, said:

and lastly "wendy the retard's sister". How I got the last one I will never know, but it sure had me a chortling.

Just an aside, Wendy the Retard is part of Howard Stern's wackpack.

[Pik PinkGin]

I got "naked middle age girls"

[riss]

Deb, on May 2 2006, 02:37 AM, said:

Of course, it would help if I stopped talking about weird shit, I guess.

Yes, this is what would help me. One thing I've done is stopped using the word "porn" and using "pron." That cut off at least half of the sick search engine hits. But I still talk about enough weird crap that I get "80-year-old grandma sex" and "women who like pissing and shitting and pissing and shitting."

Also, I had to go to dictionary.com to find out what Oprah "minge" was and now I have vomit in the back of my throat.

[FRA]

My blog gets alot of

filthy
fucking
girls

in many many diffrent variations.
THOUGH
Today brings up

"Don't be a pushover"
and
"I can't hate enough"

and oddly enough i get 20 or so searches from people looking for Mos Def pictures a month.

[riss]

FRA, on May 2 2006, 04:11 PM, said:

and oddly enough i get 20 or so searches from people looking for Mos Def pictures a month.

HAHAHAHAHA I get a lot of people searching for pictures of "Scot Pollard" this random NBA player. And "Teresa Weatherspoon lesbian."

[FRA]

"Teresa Weatherspoon, Lesbian."

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