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[mango]

I'm back.

Chicago and Hawaii were awesome. Check that. Maximum Awesome.

I'll have some stories to share. But, for those of you expecting a typical Mango horror story, you'll be sadly disappointed.

Except for the pre-wedding parties. Those got a little out of hand.

And the post party. But, I wasn't there for that one.

I'm still trying to adjust to the real world, so I won't be on the radio until next week. Thanks for not burning the place down.

[heide137]

So good to have you back. Congratulations on your nuptuals.

[Cris]

Welcome back. BIATCH!

[Ginger]

Welcome back, boss! You've been missed.

[Cris]

Oh by the way Mango, Ginger held everything together. Between helping Rissah and myself, she put in crazy hours. She deserves something from you. I dont know what, maybe a back rub or something.

(Jeckles also filled in a couple times for Mango Monday).

[riss]

I threw a keg party while you were gone, please ignore the stains on the couch in the Mango Radio living room. And the vase in the foyer that's duct taped together on the inside.

Congrats and welcome back!!

Also, we were all too drunk to do any radio things so Jeckles had a Shitty Blog Radio marathon. He was drunk too but he could still speak without slurring his words.

[k@os]

You were in Hawaii and didn't drop me an email?

Fucker.

Oh yeah and congrats too. I guess.

[WebKittyn]

Glad to have you back around, Mango.

It's just not the same without the Mango-man.

[jeckles]

rissah, on Apr 17 2006, 07:56 PM, said:

Also, we were all too drunk to do any radio things so Jeckles had a Shitty Blog Radio marathon. He was drunk too but he could still speak without slurring his words.

Small chance of that.

[Cris]

The Mango Welcome Back Broadcast has begun.

[jeckles]

oh yea.

Welcome back.

[Frank The Fixer]

k@os, on Apr 17 2006, 05:08 PM, said:

You were in Hawaii and didn't drop me an email?

Fucker.

Shit. I'm sorry k@os. I completely forgot you lived in Hawaii.

I was in Kauai. Lihue.

[mango]

That was me.

Sorry. I've been away for awhile, I forgot how to use this thing.

[@lix965]

Congrats my friend. Marriage is a fine institution....run by the inmates.

Seriously...Mango, my friend, after the honeymoon comes the honeydew.
Honey do this...honey do that...

No for real, on the serious tip.
Congrats my friend. The most poignant bit of advice I can offer is this.

Any relationship is easy when the sailing is smooth. It is the times when you encounter the rough seas that the bonds of marriage really show their strength. Best wishes on your new and exciting life.

[k@os]

Frank The Fixer, on Apr 16 2006, 12:45 AM, said:

Shit. I'm sorry k@os. I completely forgot you lived in Hawaii.

I was in Kauai. Lihue.

It's all good. I live on Oahu anyway. I had a feeling you'd be on another island. Kauai or Maui make better honeymoon spots. Especially with Waikiki swimming in sewage from all the rain we had. Some guy died from the flesh eating bacteria because he was pushed/fell in.

Where'd you stay? The Kauai Marriott is the ish.

[mango]

k@os, on Apr 17 2006, 10:19 PM, said:

It's all good. I live on Oahu anyway. I had a feeling you'd be on another island. Kauai or Maui make better honeymoon spots. Especially with Waikiki swimming in sewage from all the rain we had. Some guy died from the flesh eating bacteria because he was pushed/fell in.

Where'd you stay? The Kauai Marriott is the ish.

Yeah, we stayed at the Kauai Marriott. Rang up a hefty bar tab at the pool, too.

[k@os]

mango, on Apr 16 2006, 12:07 PM, said:

Yeah, we stayed at the Kauai Marriott. Rang up a hefty bar tab at the pool, too.

And a sweet ass pool that is.

Welcome back man.

[riss]

Hey Mango did you go with the DJ I sent you? Did it work out okay?

[Dave]

Damn it, Mango, you should've lied that the whole thing was a disaster, that you divorced after two days and then went marlin fishing with dr. gonzo with a bait bucket full of ether and blotter acid. Opportunity ruined.

[jeckles]

Dave, on Apr 18 2006, 02:49 PM, said:

Damn it, Mango, you should've lied that the whole thing was a disaster, that you divorced after two days and then went marlin fishing with dr. gonzo with a bait bucket full of ether and blotter acid. Opportunity ruined.

I sort of assumed that this is what really happened and the rest is a cover story.