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[Dave]

I have no idea if this is possible or plausible...When you're viewing the referrers to your site on your web statistics screen, is there anyway to filter out pages from your own site? For example, http://www.maximumaw...ronthefloor.htm is a referrer to MA. Duh. It should be, because my pages ALL link back to the home page. The result is a very cluttered referrers section littered with many of my own pages.

Is there a setting I'm missing? Or is this a common problem?

[Bunny]

On my web statistics there's an area where you can add the different URLs of your page. For example if I add MA to the list of URLs it allows them to better customize a report.

If this is what you're talking about then looking for a customize settings part, or edit settings, or maybe where your install code is might be the area to look for. It'd help if I knew who you use to record your stats.

If this isn't what you're looking for....sorry!

[monogodo]

I use a third party stat service, and it allows me to enter the IP address of any visitor that I don't want to track. I'm not sure if I can ignore specific referrers, or if your stats have that option.

[WebKittyn]

I have some crap in cpanel that I could use but I find sitemeter.com works the best and gives me the most. They have upgraded options that are pretty cheap and go into a lot of detail. I think it does what you're looking for, not 100% sure but I think so. I just upgraded recently so I'm still getting used to all the technical crap that tends to confuzzle me. But sitemeter is by far the best (I think).

[jeckles]

I use statcounter and it lets me put a blocking cookie so my visits don't count.
It also has a "Show external links only" setting for referring pages.

it's worked well for me.

[Deb]

I've never bothered even looking at that stuff.

All I care about is how people found me. Like the guy who came to my site after putting "Grandad fucking daughters" into Google...

[Bunny]

Deb, on Apr 5 2006, 01:44 AM, said:

I've never bothered even looking at that stuff.

All I care about is how people found me. Like the guy who came to my site after putting "Grandad fucking daughters" into Google...

My favorite ones recently were "skanky wet panty" & "horney bunny". It just baffles me how my site would come up for searches like that. Google and Yahoo have clearly categorized my blog in some messed up way.

Back on topic, ... did you find what you needed, Dave?

Edited by Bunny, 05 April 2006 - 01:51 PM.

[Dave]

I will take a look at this stuff over the weekend. Thank you.

[heide137]

Deb, on Apr 5 2006, 01:44 AM, said:

I've never bothered even looking at that stuff.

All I care about is how people found me. Like the guy who came to my site after putting "Grandad fucking daughters" into Google...

Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?

[YummY!]

Deb, on Apr 5 2006, 01:44 AM, said:

All I care about is how people found me. Like the guy who came to my site after putting "Grandad fucking daughters" into Google...

I used to get alot of hits from people searching for Animal Penises

Most recently its "Take my pants down doctor" and "living room furniture for overweight people"

[malfouka]

get a lot of weird ones, but i love: masturbation + house + hayden christenson
the best

[Deb]

Here's some of my list...

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
want a hanging labia
ancient torture techniques
hanging skin on vaginal entrance
grandad wankers
how to kiss a clit
google is so fucken gay
I have been sucking my husband's best friend
sexual things to put in ones mouth
Mute Tourette's Syndrome
my first topless pic

And I pity the poor kid who put:

how to get hamster if your mum and dad says no

into a search engine and found my blog...

Edited by Deb, 07 April 2006 - 06:24 AM.

[riss]

Dave: I use site meter but it's only the free version so I don't think there's a way to do that.

Deb: I am fascinated by the search strings too. Some of mine are:

Pictures of 70-year-old women fucking
Handsome & Hairy Filipinos
Big bubblebutts (iran)
Clam necks AND nipples AND photos
Hugh Jackman is gay
Martina hingis naked
Tabitha Stevens racist
Kobes blowjob in shaqs house
I want my father back you son of a bitch
Define aenesthesia
Kill kwame
Free porn on old women
Dark slutty homemade Halloween costume
Oompa loompas Swaziland
Filene's commercial Enya
How to take it anal without pain
Why grandmas don't have sex
kissingcousins.com
gay pron
men with bubblebutts
what happened to Rodney Harvey
Riss and how The Other Half Lives
pics of girls pissing and shitting and pissing and shitting
Teresa Weatherspoon is a lesbian
midget moms with normal sized kids

[Deb]

Rissah those are class!

What's funny is apart from a couple of posts, I don't even discuss things in the context that they're presented in the search string.

I've been bent double laughing over some of them.

[Dave]

Naturally, it brings a smile to my face when I see multiple search hits for

"hate dooce"
and
"dooce hate"

But my proudest one is
"gil gerard"

He's the star from Buck Rodgers' and I got multiple search hits from that for months after Frank mentioned him in one of his advice columns.

[heide137]

Reading these almost makes me want a blog just so I can have my own to giggle at.