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[Dave]

MA celebrates its 4th anniversary. Intro plus 4 parts of apocalyptic fervor.

[malfouka]

Congratulations?

[Deb]

Are parts 1 & 2 supposed to link to part 3?

Or is this an elaborate test to see who actually clicks the links?

Edited by Deb, 15 January 2009 - 12:19 PM.

[Dave]

yes, there's an intro, and then 4 parts after that, linked from one to the next.

If it were an elaborate test, I would start a chocolate factory, put a limited number of visitor's passes in the bars for you to find, then take you from room to room, ferreting out the weaker ones.

I just thought those were natural breaks in the story.

[Deb]

If you ever do the chocolate thingy, I'm in!!!

[Dave]

Thank you, Centers for Disease Control, for justifying my idiocy.

CDC zombiepocalypse post

"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this"

• Water (1 gallon per person per day)
  
• Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
  
• Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
  
• Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
  
• Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
  
• Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
  
• Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
  
• First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

I still think my list was better.

[Chad]

They didn't even credit you. Shameful.

[The Corporal]

They never really credit the geniuses. That's why my name does not appear on the fleshlight.

[Deb]

I worked for a little while with a neurologist and I'm pretty sure he's going to be responsible for the impending zombieism I sense on the horizon - His job is to keep a brain animated no matter what.

I wanted to stay to keep an eye on him, thinking that getting the first word on any infection would be beneficial to me, but then I found out I had to stand in the surgery while he injected botox into peoples' eyeball and that's just not fucking on.

Sorry Dave

[Chad]

Does Obamacare cover you if you become a zombie?

[Deb]

Seeing as it looks like zombieism is going to hit the US first (all the zombie movies say so), then I think it should be covered.