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[monogodo]

Sex Toy PC Case Mod:

Let’s face it: being a dedicated gamer can be lonely. Sure, you have your Everquest clan or your Quake buddies, but communing with fellow gaming geeks doesn’t fulfill certain…needs. At the same time, it’s hard to tear yourself away from the computer long enough to chase tail and engage in archaic but obligatory mating rituals. Now you don’t have to leave your true love behind. In fact, you and your PC are about to get closer…much, much closer.

Just trying to help a guy out.

And in the interests of fairness, they have one for women, too:

Edited by monogodo, 27 December 2008 - 03:39 PM.

[Deb]

The only thing wrong with the woman's model is the fact that there's candles about.

Those things can do some serious damage.

[Dave]

years ago, some guy made a joke case mod with tissues and lotion. This is vastly improved. Sex and/or War always spurs innovation.

[malfouka]

The only thing wrong with the woman's model is the fact that there's candles about.

Those things can do some serious damage.

And the fact that the case (without modification) looks like something an 11 year-old girl would love.

[monogodo]

And the fact that the case (without modification) looks like something an 11 year-old girl would love.

I'm sure it was modified by a guy, and he simply chose items that he assumed would be appealing to a woman.

Now if I were creating a sex toy case mod for a woman, I'd start with something like this:



And then install an attachment down low, so one could sit and wrap ones legs around it, and another one up high, so one could back up against it. Both attachments would be motorized.

Edited by monogodo, 31 December 2008 - 12:44 AM.

[malfouka]

Now, your idea sounds good. And it would match nicely with my black corset and thigh high boots...

[monogodo]

I'd also mount it so something solid, yet padded, so when being used, shall we say, vigorously, it'll stay in place & not yank your monitor off the desktop and onto the floor. Maybe have some sort of seat on rollers, like a rowing machine.

Ya know, with our minds, and Dave's well-documented carpentry skills, I think we could put together Woman's Sex Toy PC Case mod that would kick the ass of the one from that site.

Edited by monogodo, 31 December 2008 - 06:35 AM.

[Dave]

...with splinters.

[Deb]

I fear the only kind of PC case that would get me excited is one that does dishes and mops my floors.