[@lix965]

WAR.

citalia78 [1:56 A.M.]: i hear you
citalia78 [1:56 A.M.]: listen need to enlist you
Alix965 [1:56 A.M.]: uh oh
citalia78 [1:56 A.M.]: are you ready to do ur duty for Chaos Wastes
Alix965 [1:56 A.M.]: i will nto fight dave
citalia78 [1:56 A.M.]: no
Alix965 [1:56 A.M.]: not
citalia78 [1:56 A.M.]: u ass
Alix965 [1:56 A.M.]: hahaha
citalia78 [1:56 A.M.]: do u have access to super ninja masterclass?
Alix965 [1:56 A.M.]: i dont' know....hmmm intiguing
citalia78 [1:58 A.M.]: are you in or are you out
Alix965 [1:59 A.M.]: tell me what it is first dick
Alix965 [1:59 A.M.]: hell if i sign a contract without readin it
Alix965 [1:59 A.M.]: and it cant b etonight
citalia78 [1:59 A.M.]: there is an infiltrator on the forum
Alix965 [1:59 A.M.]: i took some vicidons
Alix965 [2:00 A.M.]: hmm
citalia78 [2:00 A.M.]: dude we need u
citalia78 [2:00 A.M.]: fight the pain
citalia78 [2:00 A.M.]: fight it
Alix965 [2:00 A.M.]: im getting woozy
citalia78 [2:00 A.M.]: you were in the army manb
Alix965 [2:00 A.M.]: dickk
Alix965 [2:00 A.M.]: i almost died
citalia78 [2:00 A.M.]: fight for your countrymen
Alix965 [2:01 A.M.]: what do you want me to do
citalia78 [2:02 A.M.]: so did u see if u can get into that section ?
Alix965 [2:02 A.M.]: hold on...I think its invitation only
citalia78 [2:03 A.M.]: ok
Alix965 [2:03 A.M.]: i cannot
citalia78 [2:03 A.M.]: well then im just gonna have to talk to u through this
Alix965 [2:03 A.M.]: go on.
citalia78 [2:03 A.M.]: hold on
citalia78 [2:03 A.M.]: i gotta change computers
citalia78 is away at 2:04 A.M.
citalia78 [2:04 A.M.]: ALRIGHT
citalia78 returned at 2:04 A.M.
Alix965 [2:04 A.M.]: what bext
Alix965 [2:05 A.M.]: this is not against dave is it???
citalia78 [2:05 A.M.]: no
citalia78 [2:05 A.M.]: someone spammed their forum
citalia78 [2:05 A.M.]: on Chaos Wastes
Alix965 [2:05 A.M.]: what does that mean?
citalia78 [2:05 A.M.]: thats an assault
Alix965 [2:05 A.M.]: how do I figure into this
citalia78 [2:05 A.M.]: we need to go covert
citalia78 [2:05 A.M.]: you are a member of the CW army
citalia78 [2:06 A.M.]: you do this and we open up the books
Alix965 [2:06 A.M.]: sure the great hamster army of the wastoids
Alix965 [2:06 A.M.]: this better be good.
Alix965 [2:06 A.M.]: and successful
citalia78 [2:06 A.M.]: it will be
citalia78 [2:06 A.M.]: oh it will be
citalia78 [2:06 A.M.]: we've shut down other forums before
Alix965 [2:07 A.M.]: ummm
Alix965 [2:07 A.M.]: isn't this illigeal
citalia78 [2:07 A.M.]: no u ass
Alix965 [2:07 A.M.]: oh
citalia78 [2:07 A.M.]: he just did it to us
Alix965 [2:07 A.M.]: who is this he
Alix965 [2:07 A.M.]: george bush?
Alix965 [2:07 A.M.]: huh fuckface?
Alix965 [2:08 A.M.]: i think i need to sleep
Alix965 [2:08 A.M.]: so hurry
citalia78 [2:08 A.M.]: ok
citalia78 [2:08 A.M.]: give me a seck
citalia78 [2:08 A.M.]: sec
Alix965 [2:08 A.M.]: k
citalia78 [2:12 A.M.]: www.china-corner.com/forum/default.asp
citalia78 [2:12 A.M.]: ok thats the forum
Alix965 [2:12 A.M.]: I could be leveling up my jedi right now
citalia78 [2:12 A.M.]: dude this shit will be better
citalia78 [2:12 A.M.]: if we shut this down
Alix965 [2:12 A.M.]: well see
citalia78 [2:12 A.M.]: you'll feel more of a sense of accomplishment
Alix965 [2:12 A.M.]: what next
citalia78 [2:13 A.M.]: sign up for an account
Alix965 [2:13 A.M.]: ???!!!?
citalia78 [2:13 A.M.]: but dont sign under ur CW name
citalia78 [2:13 A.M.]: u have to sign on something that is famliar to the board
citalia78 [2:13 A.M.]: like SuperNinja
citalia78 [2:13 A.M.]: or MaxAwesome
Alix965 [2:13 A.M.]: roeger...so i can leave my mark
citalia78 [2:14 A.M.]: this way we know its you
citalia78 [2:14 A.M.]: but they wont catch one right away
Alix965 [2:14 A.M.]: ill put the number in 965
citalia78 [2:14 A.M.]: NOOOOOO
citalia78 [2:14 A.M.]: thats a giveaway
Alix965 [2:14 A.M.]: okay
Alix965 [2:14 A.M.]: easy
Alix965 [2:14 A.M.]: hamster army
citalia78 [2:14 A.M.]: yeah whatever
Alix965 [2:15 A.M.]: i think that woul dbe neat... an army of cute hamsters of doom
Alix965 [2:15 A.M.]: do it now?
citalia78 [2:15 A.M.]: sure
citalia78 [2:15 A.M.]: go ahead
citalia78 [2:17 A.M.]: im gonna call myself ATOMBOMB
Alix965 [2:17 A.M.]: im in ataombomb
Alix965 [2:18 A.M.]: dude isnt ther elike a million chinese outhere?
Alix965 [2:18 A.M.]: sya the word and on your signal we'll unleash the hampsters
Alix965 [2:18 A.M.]: hamsters
citalia78 [2:18 A.M.]: tonite we wipe a few out
Alix965 [2:19 A.M.]: hahaha
citalia78 [2:19 A.M.]: dumb asses
citalia78 [2:19 A.M.]: didn't they learn
Alix965 [2:19 A.M.]: that l learn em
Alix965 [2:19 A.M.]: what kind of site is it anyway..they sell chna soe something?
citalia78 [2:20 A.M.]: i dont knwo
Alix965 [2:20 A.M.]: do we have proof?
citalia78 [2:20 A.M.]: proof of what
Alix965 [2:20 A.M.]: that is was them?
Alix965 [2:20 A.M.]: i mean what did Dave ever do to china
Alix965 [2:21 A.M.]: dude...im losing my high
citalia78 [2:21 A.M.]: its what they did to us
citalia78 [2:21 A.M.]: they struck first man
citalia78 [2:21 A.M.]: PEARL HARBOR
Alix965 [2:21 A.M.]: ohhh
Alix965 [2:21 A.M.]: lets bury the fuckers
Alix965 [2:21 A.M.]: are you sure yer not sinister?
Alix965 [2:21 A.M.]: SINISTER
Alix965 [2:22 A.M.]: as in rho
citalia78 [2:22 A.M.]: no
citalia78 [2:22 A.M.]: its me
Alix965 [2:22 A.M.]: you sue sound like him
citalia78 [2:22 A.M.]: rho wouldnt know how to do this
Alix965 [2:22 A.M.]: ahhh yes..
Alix965 [2:22 A.M.]: dude light the fuse im ready to blow
Alix965 [2:22 A.M.]: casue im TNT im apowerlode
Alix965 [2:23 A.M.]: I havnt masterbated in 5 days.
citalia78 [2:23 A.M.]: ok
citalia78 [2:23 A.M.]: im gonna post first
citalia78 [2:23 A.M.]: hold on
Alix965 [2:23 A.M.]: what the plan though
citalia78 [2:24 A.M.]: ill attack first
citalia78 [2:24 A.M.]: then u follow
Alix965 [2:24 A.M.]: what do I do??
Alix965 [2:24 A.M.]: just post gibberish?
Alix965 [2:25 A.M.]: sound pretty devistating
Alix965 [2:26 A.M.]: i see your post
Alix965 [2:26 A.M.]: and a bunch of nebbies
citalia78 [2:26 A.M.]: Start posting stuff like
citalia78 [2:26 A.M.]: every where i post
citalia78 [2:26 A.M.]: u follow
citalia78 [2:26 A.M.]: look for atom bomb
Alix965 [2:26 A.M.]: roger
citalia78 [2:27 A.M.]: Church of McAwesome Rocks
citalia78 [2:29 A.M.]: posted in newbies as well
Alix965 [2:30 A.M.]: where else boss
citalia78 [2:30 A.M.]: coming up
citalia78 [2:32 A.M.]: Living in China
Alix965 [2:32 A.M.]: way ahad of you..
Alix965 [2:32 A.M.]: ill just refresh
Alix965 [2:33 A.M.]: is archbishop D?
citalia78 [2:33 A.M.]: yeah he just registered
Alix965 [2:37 A.M.]: are thye on to us..
citalia78 [2:37 A.M.]: y do u say that
citalia78 [2:38 A.M.]: u got blocked
Alix965 [2:38 A.M.]: i got an pm then acess denied
citalia78 [2:38 A.M.]: quicly
citalia78 [2:38 A.M.]: try to register with another name
Alix965 [2:40 A.M.]: haha im birddog goodman.
citalia78 [2:40 A.M.]: hahaha
Alix965 [2:43 A.M.]: they tagged my ip
Alix965 [2:44 A.M.]: man down
citalia78 [2:46 A.M.]: ok mission accomplish
citalia78 [2:46 A.M.]: mission sent
citalia78 [2:46 A.M.]: i got through with an IP BLOCKER
citalia78 [2:46 A.M.]: and i sent him a nice message
Alix965 [2:47 A.M.]: wqatch this pm i was sent
citalia78 [2:48 A.M.]: OK
citalia78 [2:48 A.M.]: shoot it over
Alix965 [2:48 A.M.]: i sent it to ctalia @ spectrum
Alix965 [2:49 A.M.]: you know its 3 in the pm over there...those mutherfuckers are WIIIDE awake.
citalia78 [2:49 A.M.]: SO WHAT
citalia78 [2:49 A.M.]: HE JUST CONCEDED
citalia78 [2:49 A.M.]: THE WAR IS OVER
Alix965 [2:49 A.M.]: well he didn't really have a chance to conceed
Alix965 [2:49 A.M.]: hahaha
Alix965 [2:50 A.M.]: concede
citalia78 [2:50 A.M.]: HE JUST APOLOGIZE
citalia78 [2:50 A.M.]: WHAT A TOOL
Alix965 [2:50 A.M.]: alright wioth the caps
Alix965 [2:50 A.M.]: you did good Hannibal.
Alix965 [2:50 A.M.]: now that theyre all dead can I go now??
citalia78 [2:51 A.M.]: what else did he say
citalia78 [2:51 A.M.]: post his reply
Alix965 [2:51 A.M.]: or shoud we nuke them form orbnit?
citalia78 [2:51 A.M.]: oh no forward me the reply
citalia78 [2:51 A.M.]: PM me
Alix965 [2:52 A.M.]: it said urgent message: STOP
citalia78 [2:52 A.M.]: forward
citalia78 [2:52 A.M.]: it
Alix965 [2:52 A.M.]: in CW?
Alix965 [2:52 A.M.]: i sent you the screen shot
Alix965 [2:53 A.M.]: imm post these im's okay?
Alix965 [2:53 A.M.]: it was kinda fun
Alix965 [2:54 A.M.]: :-D
Alix965 [2:54 A.M.]: i'll star a thread in maximumawesome
citalia78 [2:55 A.M.]: ok
citalia78 [2:55 A.M.]: i didnt see it
citalia78 [2:56 A.M.]: didn't know what was coming

[Cris]

ALL BE WARNED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU EFF WITH CHAOS WASTES. HE LEARNED THE HARD WAY.


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Sent: 14/March/2006 at 15:48 Delete Reply To Private Message
Okay, sorry.


-- Previous Private Message --
Sent by : hydrogenbomb
Sent : 14/March/2006 at 15:44

This is a warning to you Chinaman ... you ever come back to our forum or even try to spam us again, we will come back at you full force. DO NOT f**k WITH CHAOS WASTES.

This post has been edited by Cris: 14 March 2006 - 08:00 AM

[Chad]

That's 2 boards we've shutdown. We kick so much ass

[Cris]

I love it when the plan comes together.

[@lix965]

Not Long into the fight... the rookie, HamsterDickArmy, take the first volley.

mercy

That was after posting the lyrics to Fett's Vett about 10 times

This post has been edited by @lix965: 14 March 2006 - 08:11 AM

[Dave]

Jesus, that was quick. I blinked and I missed everything.

Nicely done, Ninja Force 3000.

I'm granting @lix access to the Super Top Secret Masterclass as a reward. And ducats for all of you.

[Chad]

[Cris]

Hey McAwesome this is late for you, did your spidey sense come on?

This post has been edited by Cris: 14 March 2006 - 08:21 AM

[@lix965]

This is the part where The Archbishop let's the enemy know they are under attack.

OWNED

This post has been edited by Defiant: 14 March 2006 - 09:01 AM

[Cris]

Hydrogen and Atom bomb... I wonder what he was thinking as we hit?

[Chad]

probly something along the lines of

"Oh shit! I done fucked up"

[Destro]

May the armaments of M.A.R.S. and Cobra Command flow freely to your war efforts.

[Batman]

I also offer my services in the war effort to help out Dave. We go way back. He taught me everything I know. He even helped build the Batmobile

[mango]

Dammit, I missed it. I fell asleep just before the call to arms was broadcast.

I could've been the Fat Man.

Sorry Cris and Dave. I will spam the hell out of the next one for you.

[The Corporal]

It's so depressing that I wasn't able to take part in that. Sleep ruins everything! Everything I tell you! Where is insomnia when I actually want it? Where!?

[@lix965]

Dave, on Mar 14 2006, 03:12 AM, said:

Jesus, that was quick. I blinked and I missed everything.

Nicely done, Ninja Force 3000.

I'm granting @lix access to the Super Top Secret Masterclass as a reward. And ducats for all of you.

Nama Se, Great McA. Now that my Secret probation is over, do I the start of the Double-Secret probation now?

Waaaahtay!!!

[@lix965]

I wish AOL aim had a spellcheck or grammar check or something to eliminate those morning after humiliations, like Masturbate and Concede and Powerload and Devastating.

This post has been edited by @lix965: 14 March 2006 - 04:22 PM

[Dave]

If anyone has any more pix like the ones above, please post the link or email them to me. I'm going to put them on the MA site.

[fuba_r]

My god! I dunno what that was, but it sure sounds like fun. Boys have all the fun, it seems. Maybe the women will cook you a victory feast now.

[The Corporal]

What about victory blow jobs?

McAwesomedammit, I can't believe I wasn't in on the action!