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[mango]

I was at Cheetas in Vegas Friday night for day one of my bachelor party.

The stripper sitting in my lap says to me:

"Next time you come in here you should wear sweat pants".

Umm, why is that?

"Well, then I could get in there and give you a handjob. With jeans it makes it too obvious."

Thanks, but I'm not really into that.

"We should go in the back room. I could destroy you."

Well, look at the time.... I gotta get back to my friends.

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Carry on.

[heide137]

Good man.

[monogodo]

I went to the Club House for a bachelor party once. (The Club House is the all-nude strip club owned by Pantera.) This one stripper kept coming over to me and kept asking if I wanted to pay her $10 to see her pussy (she used those words). I kept declining. I figured, why pay her to see it when I can wait for her to get on stage and I'll see it for free.

[Utopia]

I sent my husband to the strip bar for his 2nd bachelor party. I felt bad after the first bachelor party when a drunk man laid a sloppy, drooling kiss on him.

I also wanted to go to the strip bar and see some nice bottoms, but I think my little brother would have felt wierd with me there. (He was one of the best men and on the strip bar adventure with all the others.)

[mango]

Monday's show is available for download.

http://news.mangoradio.us/2006/03/what_hap...s_stays_in.html

Dave McAwesome phones in to the show around minute 94.