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[Utopia]

Utopia Contest!

Alrighty, it's not Monday morning, but at least it's still Monday. I said I would post my contest here to give other people a chance to enter.

The Rules!

1. There are 35 questions about Utopia. There first person to get all 35 questions correct and email them to me (AbstractUtopia at gmail.com) will win a $25 super Gift Certificate to http://www.giftcertificates.com/ .

2. If no one gets all 35 questions correct, the person who gets the most correct by the March 31st deadline wins the prize.

3. If two people get the same number of questions correct, the person who got the answers to me first will win.


Woo-fucking-hoo! A super gift certificate means that you can pretty much order yourself a certificate to anywhere you want. It is almost (okay, not quite) like free money. This contest, is of course, a pathetic attempt to get people to listen to my show. I have already given away three answers to this contest just in the two days since it started. (On Saturday the 4th.)

So, without further ado, the questions:

1) What is the name of Utopia's one-eyed cat?

2) Utopia - coffee or tea?

3) What colour is Utopia's Hair (this week)?

4) What kind of camera does Utopia have?

5) Who is Utopia's favourite author?

6) What Ale is Utopia's favourite?

7) Who is Utopia's favourite Muppet?

8) What action figure set has Utopia finally completed?

9) How old is Utopia?

10) Name two things Utopia collects.

11) What is Utopia's favourite type of wine?

12) What was the first MUD Utopia ever played?

13) What is Utopia's favourite sport?

14) Who is Utopia's favourite baseball team?

15) What does Utopia like to cook/bake?

16) What is Utopia's heritage? (ie: German? Asian? Russian?)

17) How many pets does Utopia have?

18) What is Utopia's favourite roleplaying game?

19) Who is Utopia's favourite comic book character?

20) Utopia - Hawkeye, Hotlips, or Honeycut?

21) Where did Utopia go to college?

22) What degrees does Utopia have?

23) What does Utopia do for a living?

24) What does Utopia's husband do for a living?

25) What is Utopia's favourite game system? (Playstation? Nintendo? Etc)

26) What is Utopia's totem animal?

27) What was Utopia's first car?

28) What disease does Utopia's adopted/foster sister have?

29) What is Utopia's favourite colour?

30) How many bones has Utopia broken?

31) What is the only food Utopia will not eat?

32) What is Utopia's favourite breakfast cereal?

33) What four things are involved in a proper Utopia egg sandwich?

34) How many siblings does Utopia have?

35) What band does Utopia always end her show with?

[Katkat]

I actually knew some of thes but inbetween running to the bathroom and watching my son i didn't get a chance to do it.

[jeckles]

I entered!

I am a winner!

Well...

At least I entered

[Utopia]

So far, jeckles is indeedthe winner because no one else has entered.

Nifty prizes damn it. Nifty Prizes!

You're all in league with the cubicle ninjas, I know it.

[jeckles]

Utopia, on Mar 19 2006, 10:05 AM, said:

So far, jeckles is indeedthe winner because no one else has entered.

Nifty prizes damn it. Nifty Prizes!

You're all in league with the cubicle ninjas, I know it.

I'm a ninja. A bad ass Kung Fu Motherfucker too.

[Katkat]

I have ten and i can't find any more. So I will listen to some old podcasts.

[Dave]

I'll enter, but I'm gonna get most of these wrong.


1) What is the name of Utopia's one-eyed cat?
Ol' One Eye

2) Utopia - coffee or tea?
A combination of both. Toffee. (ha, see what I did there? see what i did?)

3) What colour is Utopia's Hair (this week)?
Reddish brown (basing that info on the avatar)

4) What kind of camera does Utopia have?
The one you get from mailing in 600 Bazooka Joe comics.

5) Who is Utopia's favourite author?
Me, and I want to thank you for your kind support.

6) What Ale is Utopia's favourite?
Fuller's London Pride

7) Who is Utopia's favourite Muppet?
Beeker.

8) What action figure set has Utopia finally completed?
Hopefully it's Voltron, because I really need to borrow it for a future article.

9) How old is Utopia?
Although first used by Thomas More in 1516, the concept of Utopia (a combo of Greek words meaning "no place") can be traced back to the works of Plato, in which he argues for the ideal society. So that's about 2400 years or so.

10) Name two things Utopia collects.
Action figures and questionnaire answers.

11) What is Utopia's favourite type of wine?
Cabernet.

12) What was the first MUD Utopia ever played?
Jesus, I'm using a lifeline here. Webkittyn, will you answer this one for me?

13) What is Utopia's favourite sport?
Three card monte. She's wanted in seven states as a dangerous con artist.

14) Who is Utopia's favourite baseball team?
Springfield Atoms.

15) What does Utopia like to cook/bake?
Hash brownies

16) What is Utopia's heritage? (ie: German? Asian? Russian?)
Based on what little I know of MUDs, I'm going to guess half-elf and half-pixie.

17) How many pets does Utopia have?
A cat and a parakeet who, sadly, mated and gave birth to a paracat.

18) What is Utopia's favourite roleplaying game?
Lifeline #2: again, Webkittyn, bail me out here.

19) Who is Utopia's favourite comic book character?
Dark Phoenix.

20) Utopia - Hawkeye, Hotlips, or Honeycut?
Hawkeye. C'mon. No contest. Hotlips was waaaay overrated. And BJ's stache? Eww. There's 3 weeks of mess hall crumbs in that thing.

21) Where did Utopia go to college?
ah, see, if you asked this in a month or two, I'd have a much funnier answer...

22) What degrees does Utopia have?
BA in Creative Accounting, and an MA in Questionnaire Design

23) What does Utopia do for a living?
Highly paid Mango Radio DJ.

24) What does Utopia's husband do for a living?
Highly paid Mango Radio listener.

25) What is Utopia's favourite game system? (Playstation? Nintendo? Etc)
PS2.

26) What is Utopia's totem animal?
The mighty paracat.

27) What was Utopia's first car?
Etzel.

28) What disease does Utopia's adopted/foster sister have?
Lycanthropy.

29) What is Utopia's favourite colour?
Red.

30) How many bones has Utopia broken?
All of them, just not at the same time.

31) What is the only food Utopia will not eat?
Moose genitalia.

32) What is Utopia's favourite breakfast cereal?
Super Colon Blow. The only cereal with 1,500% more fiber than you'll ever need in a calendar year.

33) What four things are involved in a proper Utopia egg sandwich?
One slice of bread and three eggs.

34) How many siblings does Utopia have?
72.

35) What band does Utopia always end her show with?
Zebra.

Okay, so how'd I do?

[Utopia]

You did just fine Dave, just fine. But, I have to dissapoint you, I only have two Voltron figures, not the complete set.

Perhaps I can fake a complete voltron out of legos...legos are sort of like Voltron.