It’s been 5 years since the skies were heavy. 5 long years that you, the good people of the internets, have been without my thoughtless and senseless brand of humor. But those days are over. Like a bald overweight phoenix rising from the ashes of “who the hell is this guy?” … I’m...
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I have been told I have mastered a language so eloquently that Shakespeare himself would jack off to it. This is the language of profanity. The past three years have been those of intense rigorous studies, and feverous taxing altercations. The anonymousness of Live educated me of the derogatory nature of derogatory individuals. I grew a stronger vocabulary,...
When I vacationed in Bali, I had some "special moments" with the monkeys and I wasn't able to put the video up on here because it was too freaken long.
I have since edited it and I'm now able to show it. Yaaaaaaaay!!!! Oh stop groaning!
Now if I have a look of terror on my face occasionally, it's because these...
I have since edited it and I'm now able to show it. Yaaaaaaaay!!!! Oh stop groaning!
Now if I have a look of terror on my face occasionally, it's because these...
I may be a truck and a robot, but sometimes I feel soft...like a woman.
My friend, Nicole, asserts that September is the worst month of the year. I'm not sure that I agree completely. I mean January is pretty fucking awful. But, either way, shit is just piling up on me this month.
I've been working insane hours (with no extra compensation, of course.)
My DSL or something on my home network... I can't tell...
I've been working insane hours (with no extra compensation, of course.)
My DSL or something on my home network... I can't tell...
On friday I ate 15 different types of steak served on giant swords.
There was a salad bar too, but I only ate the imported cheese and prosciutto.
There was a salad bar too, but I only ate the imported cheese and prosciutto.
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