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    It’s been 5 years since the skies were heavy. 5 long years that you, the good people of the internets, have been without my thoughtless and senseless brand of humor. But those days are over. Like a bald overweight phoenix rising from the ashes of “who the hell is this guy?” … I’m back.

     

    http://heavyskies.wordpress.com/2012/01/10/indolence-return/

  1. Chad
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    I finally made it. I'm writing articles for the fabled MaximumAwesome.com. Opening up I previewed Rock Band 3.

     

    http://www.maximumaw...urring-the-line

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    I have been told I have mastered a language so eloquently that Shakespeare himself would jack off to it. This is the language of profanity. The past three years have been those of intense rigorous studies, and feverous taxing altercations. The anonymousness of Live educated me of the derogatory nature of derogatory individuals. I grew a stronger vocabulary, and developed a more conscious view of stupidity. I received a bachelors in assholeomics, and a masters in obnoxiously boisterous rants. I worked on a case study that focused on east coast speech impediments, or maybe it was accents? The shit if I could tell. I wrote my dissertation in Donkey Donkey Donkey. I worked at brokenBR until now. Unless you are willing to pay me, go blow an asshole.

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    When I vacationed in Bali, I had some "special moments" with the monkeys and I wasn't able to put the video up on here because it was too freaken long.

     

    I have since edited it and I'm now able to show it. Yaaaaaaaay!!!! Oh stop groaning!

     

    Now if I have a look of terror on my face occasionally, it's because these little buggers had extremely sharp teeth coupled with uber volatile tempers. Caris was bitten by one when she went to Bali, and she came home to a series of rabies shots - something I didn't want to experience.

     

    I added music but it's copyrighted so they disabled that feature, fuckers...

     

    Here 'tis...

     

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKG2F8BotVE

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    I may be a truck and a robot, but sometimes I feel soft...like a woman.

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    My friend, Nicole, asserts that September is the worst month of the year. I'm not sure that I agree completely. I mean January is pretty fucking awful. But, either way, shit is just piling up on me this month.

     

    I've been working insane hours (with no extra compensation, of course.)

    My DSL or something on my home network... I can't tell which... is dropping out.

    The roof on my rental property needs replaced.

    My over-priced smartphone's touchscreen isn't working. Which makes the whole thing very useless.

     

    And that's just off the top of my head from this past week.

     

    I feeling like punching something. But I'm sure i'd only end up breaking something. Probably my hand.

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    On friday I ate 15 different types of steak served on giant swords.

     

    There was a salad bar too, but I only ate the imported cheese and prosciutto.

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