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There is a cricket

Posted by jeckles, 16 September 2009 · 40 views

Cricket Rage

There is a cricket in my house. At least one. Sometimes it seems like there are many, but I have to assume that there is just one... and he's fucking with me.

I'm not ashamed to admit that it's working. The damn thing is making me crazy. I can't find him. I've sprayed some toxic chemical that really probably is only meant to be used outdoors all around the Geek Cave trying to kill the fucker, but it doesn't seem to have any impact on him.

Who do I know he's fucking with me? Trust me, I can tell. He Chirps, I look in the general direction it came from, he stops. I look away, it starts again. It's making me crazier than usual. And that's no good.

So I've worked 28 hours in the last two days, and that's awesome. And when I finally do get home, I have so much manic energy, I created a new partition on my PC and installed Ubuntu 9.04. The idea being that I can leave the system dual boot for a while, so that I can have a soft transition from Debian to Jaunty. This doesn't even make sense.

I'd right more... but I got to go. This cricket, you see, he's fucking with me.

Bacony Goodness
Sep 16 2009 04:59 AM

Get that freakin cricket! Why do you have to work so much?

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Dave
Sep 17 2009 02:27 PM

Bacony Goodness, on 16 September 2009 - 12:59 AM, said:

Why do you have to work so much?

You see, labor hours are exchanged for money, which, in turn, is exchanged for goods and services, including food and shelter.

And then some douche tells you that your job duties are being expanded at no additional compensation to you. And then the economy bricks, unemployment soars, and you have no alternative but to suck it up.

Some years later you die and are replaced by another mouth-breather until the dolphins start walking on land and take over the earth. Cycle of life.